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Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Searching for Ben Mulroney's Soul, Part 13
There's no reason to feel sorry for Paul Anka. He's probably richer than Nicky Hilton. He once guest starred on an episode of The Gilmore Girls. Life is probably pretty sweet for Paul Anka. But, all the same, consider how eternally screwed he is. [MORE]

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Searching for Ben Mulroney's Soul, Part 12
Approximately five people came to Macleans.ca yesterday looking for "brian melo karma police." So here it is (at about the 6:30 mark, right after Carly Rae). [MORE]

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Searching for Ben Mulroney's Soul, Part Ten
So, where were we? Ah yes, Ben Mulroney thinks you're an idiot. [MORE]

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Sunday, August 12, 2007

Searching for Ben Mulroney's Soul, Part Nine
I didn't mean to not write about last week's Canadian Idol results show. It just took me a few days to properly come to terms with what I saw. [MORE]

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Thursday, August 9, 2007

Press release poetry
A collection of random words and phrases taken from an e-mail I just received announcing MuchMusic's fall line-up. It's like salvia in your inbox. [MORE]

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Searching for Ben Mulroney's Soul, Part Eight
It's Queen Week on Canadian Idol. Or at least Queen + The Guy From Bad Company Week. Either way, Brian May's here and he's wearing a silly shirt. [MORE]

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

Searching for Be Mulroney's Soul, Part Seven
Despite my otherwise excellent cable service, I do not yet receive Tolo TV, the biggest network in Afghanistan. This did not strike me as a grave injustice until yesterday afternoon, when I read this dispatch from Kabul.

Most upsetting is the fact I've been forced to watch The Hills, while Afghanis were delighting in Because the Mother-in-Law Was Once the Daughter-in-Law. (For future reference, this hereby answers all questions as to whether progress is being made in Afghanistan. Before we invaded, there was no Because the Mother-in-Law Was Once the Daughter-in-Law. Now, every night at 8pm, Afghanis can gather together in front of the television and watch a show called Because the Mother-in-Law Was Once the Daughter-in-Law. Obviously we should invade more countries.)

Also troubling: my previous lack of exposure to Afghan Star, the local version of American Idol.[MORE]

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