Sunday, November 27, 2005

Pretending To Live Blog The Black Eyed Peas' Video For My Humps
To be fair, this is the best Fergie's looked since she was in Wild Orchid and her name was Stacy Ann... We have no idea if they've actually explained it this way, but we bet fans of this song, at least those that feel the need to explain their love of this song with such arguments, love to argue that this is a great example of female sexual empowerment. Well, in that hypothetical situation, doesn't that hypothetical argument fall apart if the song was actually written by will.i.am?... Also: What do the other two guys do now? In lieu of evidence to the contrary, we're going to go ahead believe they're merely responsible for Fergie's hair and make-up now... 'What you gon' do wit all that breast? All that breast inside that shirt?' Little known fact: Actually a rejected lyric from John Mayer's 'Your Body Is A Wonderland'... You have to love how the video culminates in a series of sexy situations,interspersed with random shots of some guy twitching uncontrollably. You can't create genius like that. It just sort of happens.

(All right, let's promise never to do this again, lest we end up like those humourless comedians MuchMusic continues to employ for Video On Trial.)

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