Tuesday, 15 June, 2004
Hangover Happy
Heard Franz Ferdinand nearly kick-started World War IV last night. Anybody go?
UPDATE... Adam enjoyed himself (scroll down).
UPDATE II... Further confirmation.
Heard Franz Ferdinand nearly kick-started World War IV last night. Anybody go?
UPDATE... Adam enjoyed himself (scroll down).
UPDATE II... Further confirmation.
// posted by Aaron @ 10:49:00 PM
In Bath the water is blue
Seriously.
This afternoon was the most fun we've had with a group of older men in a place called The Bathouse since... well... that time in university when we were, uh, you know, "experimenting" with, erm, "alternative lifestyles."
Anyway. New rule: All towns, no matter of how big or small, must have a Main Street. And there we must find a Creamery. And it must be called The Main Street Creamery. Deal?
P.S. Not generally a Hiphead. But some standout tracks on the new album. Summer's Killing Us is pretty, er, killer. Especially because it, like, so is. Go download it off Kazaa. Heh.
Seriously.
This afternoon was the most fun we've had with a group of older men in a place called The Bathouse since... well... that time in university when we were, uh, you know, "experimenting" with, erm, "alternative lifestyles."
Anyway. New rule: All towns, no matter of how big or small, must have a Main Street. And there we must find a Creamery. And it must be called The Main Street Creamery. Deal?
P.S. Not generally a Hiphead. But some standout tracks on the new album. Summer's Killing Us is pretty, er, killer. Especially because it, like, so is. Go download it off Kazaa. Heh.
// posted by Aaron @ 10:41:00 PM
Tomorrow's Chart headlines today
For the first time in our short history, we're actually mildly ahead of that curvey thing. It feels... uh... tingly.
Seis Pistos top NXNE honour roll
P.S. How do White Cowbell Oklahoma not finish higher? Dude played the guitar with his penis! What more do you want people?
For the first time in our short history, we're actually mildly ahead of that curvey thing. It feels... uh... tingly.
Seis Pistos top NXNE honour roll
P.S. How do White Cowbell Oklahoma not finish higher? Dude played the guitar with his penis! What more do you want people?
// posted by Aaron @ 10:37:00 PM
Things Have Changed
Off to The Bathouse tomorrow to interview The Hip. Going over clippings. Came across this. Remember how the Hip were trotted out by the Canadian Recording Industry Association as an example of downloading's damage done - complete with testimonial from Gord Sinclair? Well, this is Gord Downie in a March 2001 interview with Jam. Somehow these comments didn't make the CRIA press release.
Q: When (Hip drummer) Johnny Fay did an online chat with Canoe, he mentioned there was some thought of pulling together a box set. Has that plan gone anywhere?
A: He maintains that was a joke, and he has thrilled to see how it ... I don't know. Box set? I think all that stuff is available on E-bay. I'm quite shocked at how thorough that is. Although a lot of that hasn't been recorded by us. There have been radio things (trading among collectors).
Q: Do you see things like Napster as being what it claims, a community of music lovers?
A: I think that is what you have to believe, that it is a good, positive thing.
Q: So it doesn't scare you, you don't mind that people are trading stuff you have done?
A: No. No, I don't.
Q: Do you think it enhances people's interest in music?
A: Yeah. I would have to guess yeah. I can't know, but I think music is ... it's interesting. They move from vinyl to CD, and music lovers have been pushed around and herded this way and that way. And yet, this prevails. It is like water-on-rock. It finds its way, and that is what it means to people. There are people who think a world without music is, next to a world without love, the most repulsive notion. I mean, reading about indie promotion and how songs get on the radio, I am glad that is going to become public knowledge and figure out how it is going to work. People out there think a deejay still hears a song on the breeze and races in and spins the new platter. That's funny. People are going to realize radio is no longer their friend.
Q: Like George Carlin used to say: The boss tunes my boss told me to play.
A: And it's not the deejay, it's not the PD (program director) anymore. That is all well and good, and that will suffice as one sliver of the industry, I guess a major sliver, if selling music is your main thing. But for musicians, it has always been playing shows, as Dylan is proving. Doing what you know is real.
Q: Did you see Dylan perform at the Oscars?
A: Oh, it was awesome. He is hitting his stride. "Time Out Of Mind" is one of his best records ever. And that tune ("Things Have Changed"), that is deadly. His performance was brilliant. Ultimately, that is why musicians haven't stood up in legions to protect the record industry from being gouged or leaking sales, because in the end, you (in the record industry) are kind of on your own, just like we have been. We work together, but musicians since the dawn of time -- the money goes in the front door and they get paid as they go out the back door.
Off to The Bathouse tomorrow to interview The Hip. Going over clippings. Came across this. Remember how the Hip were trotted out by the Canadian Recording Industry Association as an example of downloading's damage done - complete with testimonial from Gord Sinclair? Well, this is Gord Downie in a March 2001 interview with Jam. Somehow these comments didn't make the CRIA press release.
Q: When (Hip drummer) Johnny Fay did an online chat with Canoe, he mentioned there was some thought of pulling together a box set. Has that plan gone anywhere?
A: He maintains that was a joke, and he has thrilled to see how it ... I don't know. Box set? I think all that stuff is available on E-bay. I'm quite shocked at how thorough that is. Although a lot of that hasn't been recorded by us. There have been radio things (trading among collectors).
Q: Do you see things like Napster as being what it claims, a community of music lovers?
A: I think that is what you have to believe, that it is a good, positive thing.
Q: So it doesn't scare you, you don't mind that people are trading stuff you have done?
A: No. No, I don't.
Q: Do you think it enhances people's interest in music?
A: Yeah. I would have to guess yeah. I can't know, but I think music is ... it's interesting. They move from vinyl to CD, and music lovers have been pushed around and herded this way and that way. And yet, this prevails. It is like water-on-rock. It finds its way, and that is what it means to people. There are people who think a world without music is, next to a world without love, the most repulsive notion. I mean, reading about indie promotion and how songs get on the radio, I am glad that is going to become public knowledge and figure out how it is going to work. People out there think a deejay still hears a song on the breeze and races in and spins the new platter. That's funny. People are going to realize radio is no longer their friend.
Q: Like George Carlin used to say: The boss tunes my boss told me to play.
A: And it's not the deejay, it's not the PD (program director) anymore. That is all well and good, and that will suffice as one sliver of the industry, I guess a major sliver, if selling music is your main thing. But for musicians, it has always been playing shows, as Dylan is proving. Doing what you know is real.
Q: Did you see Dylan perform at the Oscars?
A: Oh, it was awesome. He is hitting his stride. "Time Out Of Mind" is one of his best records ever. And that tune ("Things Have Changed"), that is deadly. His performance was brilliant. Ultimately, that is why musicians haven't stood up in legions to protect the record industry from being gouged or leaking sales, because in the end, you (in the record industry) are kind of on your own, just like we have been. We work together, but musicians since the dawn of time -- the money goes in the front door and they get paid as they go out the back door.
// posted by Aaron @ 3:41:00 AM
I dream of Feisty
Life imitates art as Carl Wilson supplies the words and Chromewaves serves up the pictures.
For more on the magnificient Shary Boyle draw a line to here.
Life imitates art as Carl Wilson supplies the words and Chromewaves serves up the pictures.
For more on the magnificient Shary Boyle draw a line to here.
// posted by Aaron @ 1:17:00 AM
The promise of yoga babes
This much we know for sure, The Left throws better parties:
A Green Party Party
This much we know for sure, The Left throws better parties:
A Green Party Party
// posted by Aaron @ 1:10:00 AM
Love on the dance floor
This video was mentioned by Tab below and first spotted by our crack research team at Chez Pytlik.
Better still, drop the end off that URL and you've got this - which is like some sort of music video emporium of cool. Enjoy.
This video was mentioned by Tab below and first spotted by our crack research team at Chez Pytlik.
Better still, drop the end off that URL and you've got this - which is like some sort of music video emporium of cool. Enjoy.
// posted by Aaron @ 12:58:00 AM
Monday, 14 June, 2004
Who says Conservatives are humourless wanks?
We do.
Remember when Ed Broadbent was illin' like a villain? Well the Conservative Party of Canada says he did so in violation of campaign finance laws. Cheers to that then. Good to see we're finally getting down to the real issues in this election.
Sigh. So who was the member of the Conservative braintrust who a) took the time to figure this out and b) decided it needed to be attacked in public? It couldn't have been student council election runner-up and all round good guy Ray Novak, could it? Cos that would break my heart.
Sigh. Anyway. I defer to the NDP on this one (from their latest newsletter):
NDP candidate Ed Broadbent challenged his Conservative opponent in Ottawa Centre to a battle — the hip-hop term for a rap-off — today, following the Conservative riding association’s complaints to Elections Canada that the “Ed’s Back” spoof is in violation of election law. “They don't know how to have fun, these guys,” said Broadbent spokesperson Rob Sutherland.
We do.
Remember when Ed Broadbent was illin' like a villain? Well the Conservative Party of Canada says he did so in violation of campaign finance laws. Cheers to that then. Good to see we're finally getting down to the real issues in this election.
Sigh. So who was the member of the Conservative braintrust who a) took the time to figure this out and b) decided it needed to be attacked in public? It couldn't have been student council election runner-up and all round good guy Ray Novak, could it? Cos that would break my heart.
Sigh. Anyway. I defer to the NDP on this one (from their latest newsletter):
NDP candidate Ed Broadbent challenged his Conservative opponent in Ottawa Centre to a battle — the hip-hop term for a rap-off — today, following the Conservative riding association’s complaints to Elections Canada that the “Ed’s Back” spoof is in violation of election law. “They don't know how to have fun, these guys,” said Broadbent spokesperson Rob Sutherland.
// posted by Aaron @ 11:34:00 PM
Sunday, 13 June, 2004
Brothers and sisters... do you believe in the power of rock n' roll?!
Thus spaketh the lead singer from White Cowbell Oklahoma during Sunday's rousing sermon.
So how did we all do? Carl? Liss? Tab? Pytlik? Berman? Rayner? Josh? Other people I didn't see or may not know who frequent this tiny corner of the Interweb and who drank themselves silly at this weekend's NXNE festivities?
In order to keep the Ray Charles obits front and centre, I ceased with the NXNE updates. Until now at least. If only because Ray surely would've wanted it this way, I thought I'd post the wrap-up from tomorrow's Post (might I interest you in a subscription?) a night early. A slightly better edited version will appear in Monday's paper, so pay no mind to any typos.
All of the above names and faces are kindly asked to offer their own reports on the weekend in the comment section below - especially if they have thoughts on our dear Feist and any of her three (!?) performances.
Aaron Wherry, on Pop
A large man in a sheriff's uniform is berating us in a thick Southern accent about some still as yet alleged transgression. Something about fornication. Something about rock n' roll. It seems foolish to argue, given the large rifle he's brandishing. It's an hour after midnight, early Sunday morning. We don't entirely remember how we got here. But we know we're in trouble deep.
***
Author, music critic and middle-aged man Nick Hornby recently used up a great deal of space in The New York Times repeating the mantra about old time rock n' roll that Bob Seger made famous. Hornby might have enjoyed Wednesday night, the first of North By Northeast’s four evenings. Or at least more than we did.
Arriving to the stage 15 minutes and 30 years too late, the reformed MC5 represented the star attraction of this year’s music festival, which should tell you everything you need to know about NXNE’s own premature mid-life crisis. Never able to match its predecessor, South By Southwest, it is now, ten years in, being quietly surpassed to the East by scrappy upstart, Pop Montreal. Celebrating a decade in existence, it turns this year to a held-together-with-duct-tape version of the original Motor City riot rock band who were reportedly quite influential.
Instead of checking IDs on the way in there’s a sign advising all concertgoers to turn down their hearing aids. All right, we’re joking (poorly) about that last part. Though it might have saved a few eardrums — the MC5 as loud as they are old. Which is to say they could still rock. Though there will forever, with rare exceptions, be something slightly amiss about the sight of anyone over the age of 40 attempting to “rock out.” That’s ageist. But it’s the truth.
Minus two dearly deceased members, the band are, for this reunion tour, supported by two guest vocalists, the marginally younger Mark Arm and Evan Dando, two survivors of the early 90s grunge explosion. The former is most certainly a shot in the arm (it had to be said), screaming and raging as best he can. The latter can’t seem to get past the fact that he is not Liam Gallagher — banging his tambourine, baiting fans, picking fights and generally making a first class twit of himself.
As the final squeals of Kick Out The Jams faded out, someone in the crowd held a cane aloft in triumph. Even if it did belong to a youngish-looking man, the image seemed apt.
***
Thursday brings new hope — the first night of citywide music, a hundred or so bands squeezed into a couple dozen venues. But Ray Charles is dead. And so the night begins, appropriately enough, six feet under at a blind guitarist’s basement club, with a former gravedigger on stage.
Greg McPherson, a sort of Billy Bragg for Prairie kids, affably greets acquaintances and well-wishers before the show. Then he plugs in his guitar and tears himself apart singing about Corona, Catholics and Carol Channing. His guitar seems simply an extension of his spleen. A talented spleen, but a bloody, messy, internal organ all the same.
Across the street and up a harrowing stairwell, Serena Ryder, all clad in black, is a little closer to heaven. For whatever reason, no one in the crowd seems willing to get within ten feet of her. So Peterborough’s pearl strums gently, projects a little farther and very nearly lives up to the enormous hype that precedes her. Her closing number, a mesmerizing At Last, is more than enough to make you forget all the other acts you’re missing at that very moment.
Following Ryder to the stage is Vancouver’s Girl Nobody, fronted by a lead singer who, dressed all in pink with a flower in her hair, seems a Glinda the Good Witch to Ryder’s dark angel. And whereas Ryder was but a girl with a guitar, Glinda comes complete with guys, gadgets and layer upon layer of guitar pop. Not always dazzling, but completely adorable.
Jim Bryson, roaring through his 11pm set at our third bar of the evening, is neither of these things. In the movie about tonight he will be played by comedian Colin Quinn. And his bar rock will seem to the saddest music ever made. Maybe we’re just tired. Maybe we just miss Ray a little more than we realized. But, for whatever reason, Bryson’s usual world-weariness seems all the more so sitting here alone in this depressingly smoke free bar (the nicotine apparently responsible for covering up what now seems a remarkable stench).
Around 1am, after watching Australian New Wave punk trio Sekiden nearly lay waste to an obnoxious bar in Toronto’s depressing dance club district, we arrive back where Bryson nearly made us cry. While the waitresses mop up, Laika & The Cosmonauts, a bunch of middle-aged Finnish men who should probably be selling computer software, wash away a night’s filth with their nordic surf rock. All the same, it still stinks in here.
***
The industry weasel has several distinct characteristics. First is the tribal tendency to adorn itself in leather or, in times of famine, pleather. Most peculiar though is the habitual bobbing of one's head, often in conversation, but most likely displayed when tracking prey. Here the weasel indicates a cool, been-there-done-that detachment, a contemplative seriousness.
There is much dead animal skin and awkward head movement on Friday night, as the Marble Index, some of the newest employees of the Universal conglomerate rip through a 9pm showcase that seems almost entirely absent of real people. The herd is primarily located in the back of the bar so as not to show too much enthusiasm. And try as they might, the guys on stage can’t seem to muster anything approaching genuine excitement for their brand of post-punk guitar rock. In the movie about the three-piece’s rise and fall, the part of the lead singer and guitarist will be played by an alcoholic Jeff Daniels.
A fifteen minute walk away, and several hundred thousand dollars apiece poorer, the Parkas are jammed into the upper level of a College Street bar. There are precious few, if any, weasels in our midst, which is a pity because the Parkas are putting on exactly 2.53 X the show. Earlier in the week, the band, a scraggly bunch of underdogs that bring to mind Sloan, won a $2,000 prize from NXNE and McDonald’s towards the purchase of new gear. So they will be able to replace the amp they just blew. And maybe use some of their own money to get some haircuts.
Back where the Marble Index underwhelmed, the crowd is, by midnight, just about over-capacity. The weasel population seems to have doubled and whispers place even her highness Denise Donlon in the building. The cause for their attention eventually finds the stage, long, sweaty hair covering his eyes, a Winnipeg Jets cap atop his mane.
And while the weasels think of ways they might package him as if he were the latest in well-designed cookware, Dartmouth, Nova Scotia’s Matt Mays and El Torpedo blast through one of the weekend’s more heroic performances. Nothing particularly fancy or new. No gimmick. Just great alt. country stompers and a selection of bowling trophies scattered around the stage.
Which probably isn’t enough. Not that Mays seems particularly concerned at the moment.
***
Revolutionary theory about human blood #1: Once clotted and dried, blood from the perforated tympanic membrane can form a very effective earplug. This is your body's way of saying, "Turn down that gawd awful racket before you go deaf you speaker-chewin’ moron."
Revolutionary theory about human blood #2: When rushing simultaneously towards the toes and brain, you can quite easily lose track of both your whereabouts and yourself.
The Golden Dogs’ frontman is Jeff Tweedy’s inner child. Or maybe Iggy Pop with a guitar and better hair. Either way he’s thrashing around the stage through some wonderfully insane takes on the legacy of Wilco’s earlier years, his head threatening to secede from his body. Rivaled maybe only by Matt Mays, this is the best rock n’ roll has felt all weekend, all bloody and sweaty and very nearly transcendent.
In the afterglow, we hail a cab and make it down to the Bovine Sex Club — imagine what would happen if a scrap metal yard threw up — in time to see Seis Pistos, a Mexican punk band from a land called Chihuahua. They yap and fidget while a throng pushes up against what is more cage than stage. We’ve only got time for a short visit, but in the 12 minutes we spend less than eight feet away from Seis Pistos’ hairy frontman, the band seems to have played about ten songs.
Immediately afterwards it’s back into a cab and back to where The Golden Dogs are probably still picking up the pieces. And it’s at this point that the aforementioned law enforcement officer gets involved.
He is preceded, of course, by a keyboard solo. Striding to centrestage, he begins to preach. And before anyone has time to get away, a number of men with cowboy hats and guitars have us surrounded. An electric sander and a cowbell send sparks everywhere. There are scissor kicks, a stripper and good ole Southern rock. A man plays slide guitar with his penis. And two large stuffed animals are torn to shreds by that sheriff, now in a one-piece, stars-and-stripes jumpsuit, his rifle exchanged for a chainsaw. The night ends with the men of White Cowbell Oklahoma playing well past curfew, pulling random women onstage and certainly violating several local laws (we counted at least three).
When they finally exit the stage we are left standing amid the innards of a plush, electric yellow and purple alligator, bits and pieces of the stuff still stuck in our hair hours afterwards. As we make our own retreat we see the remnants of what was once that gator’s hindquarters underneath a table, soaking in beer. We snag the gruesome memento, tuck it under our arm and hope we’ll remember some of this in morning.
National Post
awherry@nationalpost.com
Thus spaketh the lead singer from White Cowbell Oklahoma during Sunday's rousing sermon.
So how did we all do? Carl? Liss? Tab? Pytlik? Berman? Rayner? Josh? Other people I didn't see or may not know who frequent this tiny corner of the Interweb and who drank themselves silly at this weekend's NXNE festivities?
In order to keep the Ray Charles obits front and centre, I ceased with the NXNE updates. Until now at least. If only because Ray surely would've wanted it this way, I thought I'd post the wrap-up from tomorrow's Post (might I interest you in a subscription?) a night early. A slightly better edited version will appear in Monday's paper, so pay no mind to any typos.
All of the above names and faces are kindly asked to offer their own reports on the weekend in the comment section below - especially if they have thoughts on our dear Feist and any of her three (!?) performances.
Aaron Wherry, on Pop
A large man in a sheriff's uniform is berating us in a thick Southern accent about some still as yet alleged transgression. Something about fornication. Something about rock n' roll. It seems foolish to argue, given the large rifle he's brandishing. It's an hour after midnight, early Sunday morning. We don't entirely remember how we got here. But we know we're in trouble deep.
***
Author, music critic and middle-aged man Nick Hornby recently used up a great deal of space in The New York Times repeating the mantra about old time rock n' roll that Bob Seger made famous. Hornby might have enjoyed Wednesday night, the first of North By Northeast’s four evenings. Or at least more than we did.
Arriving to the stage 15 minutes and 30 years too late, the reformed MC5 represented the star attraction of this year’s music festival, which should tell you everything you need to know about NXNE’s own premature mid-life crisis. Never able to match its predecessor, South By Southwest, it is now, ten years in, being quietly surpassed to the East by scrappy upstart, Pop Montreal. Celebrating a decade in existence, it turns this year to a held-together-with-duct-tape version of the original Motor City riot rock band who were reportedly quite influential.
Instead of checking IDs on the way in there’s a sign advising all concertgoers to turn down their hearing aids. All right, we’re joking (poorly) about that last part. Though it might have saved a few eardrums — the MC5 as loud as they are old. Which is to say they could still rock. Though there will forever, with rare exceptions, be something slightly amiss about the sight of anyone over the age of 40 attempting to “rock out.” That’s ageist. But it’s the truth.
Minus two dearly deceased members, the band are, for this reunion tour, supported by two guest vocalists, the marginally younger Mark Arm and Evan Dando, two survivors of the early 90s grunge explosion. The former is most certainly a shot in the arm (it had to be said), screaming and raging as best he can. The latter can’t seem to get past the fact that he is not Liam Gallagher — banging his tambourine, baiting fans, picking fights and generally making a first class twit of himself.
As the final squeals of Kick Out The Jams faded out, someone in the crowd held a cane aloft in triumph. Even if it did belong to a youngish-looking man, the image seemed apt.
***
Thursday brings new hope — the first night of citywide music, a hundred or so bands squeezed into a couple dozen venues. But Ray Charles is dead. And so the night begins, appropriately enough, six feet under at a blind guitarist’s basement club, with a former gravedigger on stage.
Greg McPherson, a sort of Billy Bragg for Prairie kids, affably greets acquaintances and well-wishers before the show. Then he plugs in his guitar and tears himself apart singing about Corona, Catholics and Carol Channing. His guitar seems simply an extension of his spleen. A talented spleen, but a bloody, messy, internal organ all the same.
Across the street and up a harrowing stairwell, Serena Ryder, all clad in black, is a little closer to heaven. For whatever reason, no one in the crowd seems willing to get within ten feet of her. So Peterborough’s pearl strums gently, projects a little farther and very nearly lives up to the enormous hype that precedes her. Her closing number, a mesmerizing At Last, is more than enough to make you forget all the other acts you’re missing at that very moment.
Following Ryder to the stage is Vancouver’s Girl Nobody, fronted by a lead singer who, dressed all in pink with a flower in her hair, seems a Glinda the Good Witch to Ryder’s dark angel. And whereas Ryder was but a girl with a guitar, Glinda comes complete with guys, gadgets and layer upon layer of guitar pop. Not always dazzling, but completely adorable.
Jim Bryson, roaring through his 11pm set at our third bar of the evening, is neither of these things. In the movie about tonight he will be played by comedian Colin Quinn. And his bar rock will seem to the saddest music ever made. Maybe we’re just tired. Maybe we just miss Ray a little more than we realized. But, for whatever reason, Bryson’s usual world-weariness seems all the more so sitting here alone in this depressingly smoke free bar (the nicotine apparently responsible for covering up what now seems a remarkable stench).
Around 1am, after watching Australian New Wave punk trio Sekiden nearly lay waste to an obnoxious bar in Toronto’s depressing dance club district, we arrive back where Bryson nearly made us cry. While the waitresses mop up, Laika & The Cosmonauts, a bunch of middle-aged Finnish men who should probably be selling computer software, wash away a night’s filth with their nordic surf rock. All the same, it still stinks in here.
***
The industry weasel has several distinct characteristics. First is the tribal tendency to adorn itself in leather or, in times of famine, pleather. Most peculiar though is the habitual bobbing of one's head, often in conversation, but most likely displayed when tracking prey. Here the weasel indicates a cool, been-there-done-that detachment, a contemplative seriousness.
There is much dead animal skin and awkward head movement on Friday night, as the Marble Index, some of the newest employees of the Universal conglomerate rip through a 9pm showcase that seems almost entirely absent of real people. The herd is primarily located in the back of the bar so as not to show too much enthusiasm. And try as they might, the guys on stage can’t seem to muster anything approaching genuine excitement for their brand of post-punk guitar rock. In the movie about the three-piece’s rise and fall, the part of the lead singer and guitarist will be played by an alcoholic Jeff Daniels.
A fifteen minute walk away, and several hundred thousand dollars apiece poorer, the Parkas are jammed into the upper level of a College Street bar. There are precious few, if any, weasels in our midst, which is a pity because the Parkas are putting on exactly 2.53 X the show. Earlier in the week, the band, a scraggly bunch of underdogs that bring to mind Sloan, won a $2,000 prize from NXNE and McDonald’s towards the purchase of new gear. So they will be able to replace the amp they just blew. And maybe use some of their own money to get some haircuts.
Back where the Marble Index underwhelmed, the crowd is, by midnight, just about over-capacity. The weasel population seems to have doubled and whispers place even her highness Denise Donlon in the building. The cause for their attention eventually finds the stage, long, sweaty hair covering his eyes, a Winnipeg Jets cap atop his mane.
And while the weasels think of ways they might package him as if he were the latest in well-designed cookware, Dartmouth, Nova Scotia’s Matt Mays and El Torpedo blast through one of the weekend’s more heroic performances. Nothing particularly fancy or new. No gimmick. Just great alt. country stompers and a selection of bowling trophies scattered around the stage.
Which probably isn’t enough. Not that Mays seems particularly concerned at the moment.
***
Revolutionary theory about human blood #1: Once clotted and dried, blood from the perforated tympanic membrane can form a very effective earplug. This is your body's way of saying, "Turn down that gawd awful racket before you go deaf you speaker-chewin’ moron."
Revolutionary theory about human blood #2: When rushing simultaneously towards the toes and brain, you can quite easily lose track of both your whereabouts and yourself.
The Golden Dogs’ frontman is Jeff Tweedy’s inner child. Or maybe Iggy Pop with a guitar and better hair. Either way he’s thrashing around the stage through some wonderfully insane takes on the legacy of Wilco’s earlier years, his head threatening to secede from his body. Rivaled maybe only by Matt Mays, this is the best rock n’ roll has felt all weekend, all bloody and sweaty and very nearly transcendent.
In the afterglow, we hail a cab and make it down to the Bovine Sex Club — imagine what would happen if a scrap metal yard threw up — in time to see Seis Pistos, a Mexican punk band from a land called Chihuahua. They yap and fidget while a throng pushes up against what is more cage than stage. We’ve only got time for a short visit, but in the 12 minutes we spend less than eight feet away from Seis Pistos’ hairy frontman, the band seems to have played about ten songs.
Immediately afterwards it’s back into a cab and back to where The Golden Dogs are probably still picking up the pieces. And it’s at this point that the aforementioned law enforcement officer gets involved.
He is preceded, of course, by a keyboard solo. Striding to centrestage, he begins to preach. And before anyone has time to get away, a number of men with cowboy hats and guitars have us surrounded. An electric sander and a cowbell send sparks everywhere. There are scissor kicks, a stripper and good ole Southern rock. A man plays slide guitar with his penis. And two large stuffed animals are torn to shreds by that sheriff, now in a one-piece, stars-and-stripes jumpsuit, his rifle exchanged for a chainsaw. The night ends with the men of White Cowbell Oklahoma playing well past curfew, pulling random women onstage and certainly violating several local laws (we counted at least three).
When they finally exit the stage we are left standing amid the innards of a plush, electric yellow and purple alligator, bits and pieces of the stuff still stuck in our hair hours afterwards. As we make our own retreat we see the remnants of what was once that gator’s hindquarters underneath a table, soaking in beer. We snag the gruesome memento, tuck it under our arm and hope we’ll remember some of this in morning.
National Post
awherry@nationalpost.com
// posted by Aaron @ 10:13:00 PM
Thursday, 10 June, 2004
Ray Charles
Dead at the age of 73.
Updated... June 11 at 3:59am EST...
Updated again... June 11 at 4:43pm EST...
Updated again... June 12 at 3:48am EST...
Houston Chronicle:Musician made indelible mark on American scene
SF Gate:Overcame blindess, poverty on road to stardom
Washington Post:The Soul of a Genius
NY Times:Bluesy essence of soul
MSNBC:Soul Man
The Guardian"I was born with music inside me"
The Guardian:Father of soul music
Bloomberg:Pioneer of soul music
Reuters:Helped bring black music to the world
Fox:In his own words
Rolling Stone:Van Morrison's tribute
Newsday:Ray on Ray
NAACP:Leaves unfilled shoes
His music will live forever
An American musical master
Denver Post:Soulful giant broke barriers
Seattle Post-Intelligencer:Seattle a launch pad
Naples News:Best known grad of St. Augustine
Net Music:Country musicians react
St. Louis Post-Dispatch:St. Louis musicians react
Poughkeepsie Journal:No stranger to Hudson Valley
Green Bay kids remember
New Haven remembers
South Georgians remember
Oregonian:Local artists recall influence
Left his mark on Musikfest
BBC: Your tributes
A director remembers
Fox: A producer remembers
A professor remembers
Celebrity Cafe:We helped him with his luggage
Wonder pays tribute
Star-Ledger:Voice of a lifetime
Scotsman:Master of many musical styles
Newsday:In Quotes
Reuters:Facts and Timeline
MTV:Justin, Alicia and Wyclef pay tribute
Washington Post:Howard Kramer remembers
The Age:World pays tribute
Salon:Genius hits the road
Time:The Genie
Chicago Sun-Times:1930-2004
Chicago Sun-Times:Thank You
Globe and Mail:Long history of winning moves
Slate:Shame about Ray
Seattle Post-Intelligencer:Part of Seattle's sizzle
Remembered in Central Illinois
Lifted America with his spirits
Star-Ledger:Jersey singer recalls working with Charles
Town of Greenville to honour Charles
Oscar Peterson remembers
Houston Chronicle:Audio clips
NPR Audio I
NPR Audio II
NPR Audio III
NPR Audio IV
Online video tribute
Public viewing scheduled
***
Paul Wells
Jay Smooth
Carl Wilson
Keith Harris
Oliver Wang
XRRF
Different Kitchen
Tom Ewing
Naked Maja
Tofu Hut
Dynamist
J-Walk
Matt Dentler
Brothers Judd
David Scott Anderson
Gus Mueller
Drink Tank (German)
John Kerry for President
ilXor
***
Just going to leave it here for awhile. Maybe post some songs later. Feel free to add any other links in the comments section. Take care.
-Aaron
Dead at the age of 73.
Updated... June 11 at 3:59am EST...
Updated again... June 11 at 4:43pm EST...
Updated again... June 12 at 3:48am EST...
Houston Chronicle:Musician made indelible mark on American scene
SF Gate:Overcame blindess, poverty on road to stardom
Washington Post:The Soul of a Genius
NY Times:Bluesy essence of soul
MSNBC:Soul Man
The Guardian"I was born with music inside me"
The Guardian:Father of soul music
Bloomberg:Pioneer of soul music
Reuters:Helped bring black music to the world
Fox:In his own words
Rolling Stone:Van Morrison's tribute
Newsday:Ray on Ray
NAACP:Leaves unfilled shoes
His music will live forever
An American musical master
Denver Post:Soulful giant broke barriers
Seattle Post-Intelligencer:Seattle a launch pad
Naples News:Best known grad of St. Augustine
Net Music:Country musicians react
St. Louis Post-Dispatch:St. Louis musicians react
Poughkeepsie Journal:No stranger to Hudson Valley
Green Bay kids remember
New Haven remembers
South Georgians remember
Oregonian:Local artists recall influence
Left his mark on Musikfest
BBC: Your tributes
A director remembers
Fox: A producer remembers
A professor remembers
Celebrity Cafe:We helped him with his luggage
Wonder pays tribute
Star-Ledger:Voice of a lifetime
Scotsman:Master of many musical styles
Newsday:In Quotes
Reuters:Facts and Timeline
MTV:Justin, Alicia and Wyclef pay tribute
Washington Post:Howard Kramer remembers
The Age:World pays tribute
Salon:Genius hits the road
Time:The Genie
Chicago Sun-Times:1930-2004
Chicago Sun-Times:Thank You
Globe and Mail:Long history of winning moves
Slate:Shame about Ray
Seattle Post-Intelligencer:Part of Seattle's sizzle
Remembered in Central Illinois
Lifted America with his spirits
Star-Ledger:Jersey singer recalls working with Charles
Town of Greenville to honour Charles
Oscar Peterson remembers
Houston Chronicle:Audio clips
NPR Audio I
NPR Audio II
NPR Audio III
NPR Audio IV
Online video tribute
Public viewing scheduled
***
Paul Wells
Jay Smooth
Carl Wilson
Keith Harris
Oliver Wang
XRRF
Different Kitchen
Tom Ewing
Naked Maja
Tofu Hut
Dynamist
J-Walk
Matt Dentler
Brothers Judd
David Scott Anderson
Gus Mueller
Drink Tank (German)
John Kerry for President
ilXor
***
Just going to leave it here for awhile. Maybe post some songs later. Feel free to add any other links in the comments section. Take care.
-Aaron
// posted by Aaron @ 3:44:00 PM
NXNE, Night One
Unfortunately I lack the sort of punk rock ideals that might have kept me away from tonight's MC5... er... DKT... er... DKT/MC5 show. Set to start at 11:15pm, ye olde rock stars took the stage approximately 30 years and 10 minutes too late (sorry, it had to be said). Less hair. Still very, very loud. Not all bad. Mark Arm is an admirable stand-in. And Evan Dando is... well... Evan Dando. He couldn't stop whispering in Arm's ear. (Evan: Dude, I'm wearing pants, right? I can't feel my legs. Mark: Erm. How did you get out of your cage?) At one point the Lemonhead started picking fights with random audience members. Someone threw a perfectly good beer in his direction. Tragically, it missed.
Swear to God I saw someone in the crowd hold up a cane in triumph at the end of Kick Out the Jams (alright, it belonged to a youngish looking man with a limp, but still...). Second best instamemory of the night - a greytop gentlmen walking around with his fingers in his ears.
Gawkeresque celebrity stalking: A very giddy Jeremy Taggert from Our Lady Peace, that guy from the Trews and a very nervous-looking Dave Foley of Kids in the Hall fame.
Unfortunately I lack the sort of punk rock ideals that might have kept me away from tonight's MC5... er... DKT... er... DKT/MC5 show. Set to start at 11:15pm, ye olde rock stars took the stage approximately 30 years and 10 minutes too late (sorry, it had to be said). Less hair. Still very, very loud. Not all bad. Mark Arm is an admirable stand-in. And Evan Dando is... well... Evan Dando. He couldn't stop whispering in Arm's ear. (Evan: Dude, I'm wearing pants, right? I can't feel my legs. Mark: Erm. How did you get out of your cage?) At one point the Lemonhead started picking fights with random audience members. Someone threw a perfectly good beer in his direction. Tragically, it missed.
Swear to God I saw someone in the crowd hold up a cane in triumph at the end of Kick Out the Jams (alright, it belonged to a youngish looking man with a limp, but still...). Second best instamemory of the night - a greytop gentlmen walking around with his fingers in his ears.
Gawkeresque celebrity stalking: A very giddy Jeremy Taggert from Our Lady Peace, that guy from the Trews and a very nervous-looking Dave Foley of Kids in the Hall fame.
// posted by Aaron @ 2:53:00 AM
Wednesday, 9 June, 2004
There's always people that tries to impose their criteria on you, don't let them, they whill not hessitate on their efforts to take you down
Seis Pistos - Rebelde
Seis Pistos - Nametekure
Seis Pistos - Iggy Pong
Haven't yet finalized much of my NXNE itinerary but I will, without doubt, be found at the Bovine Sex Club around midnight Saturday to see these guys - the Seis Pistos from Chihuahua, Mexico. Haven't the faintest idea what they're yelling about. But I like it.
Will also be at the MC5 show this evening. Less excited about that. Would like to know which Globe writer refused to talk to Wayne Kramer though? Carl?
Seis Pistos - Rebelde
Seis Pistos - Nametekure
Seis Pistos - Iggy Pong
Haven't yet finalized much of my NXNE itinerary but I will, without doubt, be found at the Bovine Sex Club around midnight Saturday to see these guys - the Seis Pistos from Chihuahua, Mexico. Haven't the faintest idea what they're yelling about. But I like it.
Will also be at the MC5 show this evening. Less excited about that. Would like to know which Globe writer refused to talk to Wayne Kramer though? Carl?
// posted by Aaron @ 6:19:00 PM
This is supposed to be a step forward, right?
Mullahs give their blessing to leader of the Teheran posse
By Behzad Farsian in Teheran
He's clean shaven and goes about his business wearing a suit with a windsor knotted tie on his cut-back collar shirt. Hardly a hip-hop image for Iran's first official rap artist.
But Shahkar Binesh-Pagoh has brought the once underground genre of rap music into the open for Iranian teenagers. Sales of his new album Eskenas, literally banknote, are rocketing. "I started writing the album four years ago but knew that we would encounter problems releasing the album,'" said the 32-year-old singer. "Up to 20 lyrical excerpts were deleted and we had no choice [but to] delete some songs.''
The album was finally approved by the ministry of Islamic guidance and culture, which vets all forms of art in the theocratic state. Many of the songs question the necessity of girls defacing their natural appearances. The lyrics mock the girls in Teheran who stroll through the capital with designer headscarves and make-up.
"More important than bread at night is your lipstick and lip-liner,'' raps Binesh Pagoh about a conceited girl. "There's a lot of religious people here, cover your legs with that skirt.''
The album's release is an indication that officials are easing the restrictions on art. "Teenagers will always want to express themselves fashionably,'' said Binesh-Pagoh. "The government has realised this and is now a bit lenient on social demands.''
Officials are being forced to move with the times because 65 per cent of the population is younger than 25. "I love this kind of music,'' said 20-year-old Farzaneh. "I am surprised that the album was officially released. But even if it wasn't, we can download banned artists from the internet.''
The Daily Telegraph
Mullahs give their blessing to leader of the Teheran posse
By Behzad Farsian in Teheran
He's clean shaven and goes about his business wearing a suit with a windsor knotted tie on his cut-back collar shirt. Hardly a hip-hop image for Iran's first official rap artist.
But Shahkar Binesh-Pagoh has brought the once underground genre of rap music into the open for Iranian teenagers. Sales of his new album Eskenas, literally banknote, are rocketing. "I started writing the album four years ago but knew that we would encounter problems releasing the album,'" said the 32-year-old singer. "Up to 20 lyrical excerpts were deleted and we had no choice [but to] delete some songs.''
The album was finally approved by the ministry of Islamic guidance and culture, which vets all forms of art in the theocratic state. Many of the songs question the necessity of girls defacing their natural appearances. The lyrics mock the girls in Teheran who stroll through the capital with designer headscarves and make-up.
"More important than bread at night is your lipstick and lip-liner,'' raps Binesh Pagoh about a conceited girl. "There's a lot of religious people here, cover your legs with that skirt.''
The album's release is an indication that officials are easing the restrictions on art. "Teenagers will always want to express themselves fashionably,'' said Binesh-Pagoh. "The government has realised this and is now a bit lenient on social demands.''
Officials are being forced to move with the times because 65 per cent of the population is younger than 25. "I love this kind of music,'' said 20-year-old Farzaneh. "I am surprised that the album was officially released. But even if it wasn't, we can download banned artists from the internet.''
The Daily Telegraph
// posted by Aaron @ 3:22:00 PM
Yeah, I dunno why kids turn to Kazaa either...
The ten most added songs at all radio formats for last week, according to the latest issue of Canadian Music Network:
1. Van Halen - It's About Time
2. Rush - Summertime Blues
3. Counting Crows - Accidentally in Love
4. Celine Dion - You and I
5. Tim McGraw - Live Like You Were Dying
6. Train - Ordinary
7. Jimmy Buffett & Friends - Hey Good Lookin'
8. Uncle Kracker - Rescue
9. Fefe Dobson - Don't Go (Boys and Girls)
10. Stabilo - Everybody
Specifically at Rock radio:
1. Van Halen - It's About Time
2. Rush - Summertime Blues
3. The Trews - Tired of Waiting
4. Tragically Hip - Downloading, er, Summer's Killing Us
5. Out of Your Mouth - Music
The ten most added songs at all radio formats for last week, according to the latest issue of Canadian Music Network:
1. Van Halen - It's About Time
2. Rush - Summertime Blues
3. Counting Crows - Accidentally in Love
4. Celine Dion - You and I
5. Tim McGraw - Live Like You Were Dying
6. Train - Ordinary
7. Jimmy Buffett & Friends - Hey Good Lookin'
8. Uncle Kracker - Rescue
9. Fefe Dobson - Don't Go (Boys and Girls)
10. Stabilo - Everybody
Specifically at Rock radio:
1. Van Halen - It's About Time
2. Rush - Summertime Blues
3. The Trews - Tired of Waiting
4. Tragically Hip - Downloading, er, Summer's Killing Us
5. Out of Your Mouth - Music
// posted by Aaron @ 2:59:00 PM
And their Queen
Gramophone has posted two tracks from the new Kings of Convenience album, the second of which features guest vocals from some girl named Leslie Feist. Never heard of her. Suppose she sounds alright.
Gramophone has posted two tracks from the new Kings of Convenience album, the second of which features guest vocals from some girl named Leslie Feist. Never heard of her. Suppose she sounds alright.
// posted by Aaron @ 2:04:00 AM
Ben Moody still possibly dead. Or not.
Meanwhile, the Internet is both fun and educational.
Meanwhile, the Internet is both fun and educational.
// posted by Aaron @ 12:56:00 AM
Tuesday, 8 June, 2004
Ben Moody dead?
This might be cause for concern.
UPDATE... 6:49pm EST
Or not. The site's back to its normal state of disrepair. But it did say this before:
As the webmaster of Ben's site I felt an obligation to post that I can nether confirm or deny the rumor about Ben at this time.
I have not been able to contact him for some time and as soon as I do or have word of his well being this site will return.
This might be cause for concern.
UPDATE... 6:49pm EST
Or not. The site's back to its normal state of disrepair. But it did say this before:
As the webmaster of Ben's site I felt an obligation to post that I can nether confirm or deny the rumor about Ben at this time.
I have not been able to contact him for some time and as soon as I do or have word of his well being this site will return.
// posted by Aaron @ 5:20:00 PM
Beating A Dead President
Suppose this had to happen. Reagan's death has brought out not only the faithful, but the angry - notably, at least for our interests, the most outspoken of rock stars.
Morrissey uses the moment to wish death upon Bush (gotta love the cutline). And then there's our own Matthew Good who catalogs The Gipper's many sins (Osama, Iran Contra, AIDS, etc) and uses the occasion to campaign for more coverage of Sudan. The old "if only the media dedicated a *insert fraction here* of the coverage they give to *insert name of celebrity or silly cultural obsession here* to *insert name of global crisis here*, the world would be a better place" trick. (Suggested reading: Stephanie Nolen's piece from Sudan in Saturday's Globe.)
At least James Brown offered 30 seconds of silence. Then immediately went back to funking things up.
Suppose this had to happen. Reagan's death has brought out not only the faithful, but the angry - notably, at least for our interests, the most outspoken of rock stars.
Morrissey uses the moment to wish death upon Bush (gotta love the cutline). And then there's our own Matthew Good who catalogs The Gipper's many sins (Osama, Iran Contra, AIDS, etc) and uses the occasion to campaign for more coverage of Sudan. The old "if only the media dedicated a *insert fraction here* of the coverage they give to *insert name of celebrity or silly cultural obsession here* to *insert name of global crisis here*, the world would be a better place" trick. (Suggested reading: Stephanie Nolen's piece from Sudan in Saturday's Globe.)
At least James Brown offered 30 seconds of silence. Then immediately went back to funking things up.
// posted by Aaron @ 2:15:00 AM
Be your own hero
(Editor's note: Though by no means with the frequency of the Interweb's more MP3-oriented blogs, PopWherry will begin linking to the odd song whenever the circumstances should merit. Lacking the server space or bank account to support said server space, we're going to use the fine service at YouSendIt.com, a free program intended to assist individuals hoping to transfer files too large for e-mail. This seems to work with Windows, but I've had trouble with my Mac. Someone test that and let me know. Links will expire after seven days. But, otherwise, good times. Thanks to Sean for the assistance.)
Be Not So Fearful, the lyrics to which are posted below, figures prominently in Greg Kot's new book, Learning How To Die, essentially a history of Jeff Tweedy's life and times in music. An interesting read to say the least, it may be discussed further here in the next little bit.
Bill Fay, a rather obscure British folk singer/songwriter, figures rather late in the story as Tweedy discovers and finds solace in Fay's Be Not So Fearful. In Kot's hands, Tweedy's tale is one of much fear and frailty and so, Fay's hymn becomes something of a personal mantra for Tweedy. It's significance to Tweedy all the more apparent given the last few months of his life.
Anyway. Even without that context, it remains a remarkable song. And we all love an obscure, forgotten gem. So here's Tweedy's cover (taken from a live performance in 2003), plus the original.
Jeff Tweedy - Be Not So Fearful (live)
Bill Fay - Be Not So Fearful
(Editor's note: Though by no means with the frequency of the Interweb's more MP3-oriented blogs, PopWherry will begin linking to the odd song whenever the circumstances should merit. Lacking the server space or bank account to support said server space, we're going to use the fine service at YouSendIt.com, a free program intended to assist individuals hoping to transfer files too large for e-mail. This seems to work with Windows, but I've had trouble with my Mac. Someone test that and let me know. Links will expire after seven days. But, otherwise, good times. Thanks to Sean for the assistance.)
Be Not So Fearful, the lyrics to which are posted below, figures prominently in Greg Kot's new book, Learning How To Die, essentially a history of Jeff Tweedy's life and times in music. An interesting read to say the least, it may be discussed further here in the next little bit.
Bill Fay, a rather obscure British folk singer/songwriter, figures rather late in the story as Tweedy discovers and finds solace in Fay's Be Not So Fearful. In Kot's hands, Tweedy's tale is one of much fear and frailty and so, Fay's hymn becomes something of a personal mantra for Tweedy. It's significance to Tweedy all the more apparent given the last few months of his life.
Anyway. Even without that context, it remains a remarkable song. And we all love an obscure, forgotten gem. So here's Tweedy's cover (taken from a live performance in 2003), plus the original.
Jeff Tweedy - Be Not So Fearful (live)
Bill Fay - Be Not So Fearful
// posted by Aaron @ 12:54:00 AM
Monday, 7 June, 2004
Finally some music that works with the iTunes visualization option
Teaching The Indie Kids to Dance Again has a few tracks from the new Polyphonic Spree, Together We're Heavy. As they say, be a good little fanboy or girl and buy the album when it comes out officially.
They're for real. And they're fantastic.
Teaching The Indie Kids to Dance Again has a few tracks from the new Polyphonic Spree, Together We're Heavy. As they say, be a good little fanboy or girl and buy the album when it comes out officially.
They're for real. And they're fantastic.
// posted by Aaron @ 7:05:00 PM
Be Not So Fearful
By Bill Fay. Someone be a hero, find an MP3 of Fay's original or Jeff Tweedy's cover and put it online.
Be not so nervous
Be not so frail
Someone watches you
You won't fail
Be not so nervous
Be not so frail
Be not so nervous
Be not so frail
Be not so sorry
For what you have done
You must forget them now
It's done
And when you wake up
You will find that you can run
Be not so sorry
For what you have done
Be not so fearful
Be not so pale
Someone watches you
You won't leave the rails
Be not so fearful
Be not so pale
Be not so fearful
Be not so pale
You must forget them now
It's done
And when you wake up
You will find that you can run
Be not so sorry
For what you have done
Be not so sorry
For what you have done
By Bill Fay. Someone be a hero, find an MP3 of Fay's original or Jeff Tweedy's cover and put it online.
Be not so nervous
Be not so frail
Someone watches you
You won't fail
Be not so nervous
Be not so frail
Be not so nervous
Be not so frail
Be not so sorry
For what you have done
You must forget them now
It's done
And when you wake up
You will find that you can run
Be not so sorry
For what you have done
Be not so fearful
Be not so pale
Someone watches you
You won't leave the rails
Be not so fearful
Be not so pale
Be not so fearful
Be not so pale
You must forget them now
It's done
And when you wake up
You will find that you can run
Be not so sorry
For what you have done
Be not so sorry
For what you have done
// posted by Aaron @ 5:25:00 PM
Further Reading
Today's column is about the cautionary tales of both Velvet Revolver and Gretchen Wilson. Some supplemental learning:
The 2000 census data for Pocahontas, Illinois.
A pair of stories from the St. Louis Dispatch-Post on Pocahontas' native daughter.
PBS' online information hub for the recent frontline special, The Way the Music Died.
The Times' Jon Pareles on Velvet Revolver's posturing.
And some helpful hints for dealing with drug overdose.
Today's column is about the cautionary tales of both Velvet Revolver and Gretchen Wilson. Some supplemental learning:
The 2000 census data for Pocahontas, Illinois.
A pair of stories from the St. Louis Dispatch-Post on Pocahontas' native daughter.
PBS' online information hub for the recent frontline special, The Way the Music Died.
The Times' Jon Pareles on Velvet Revolver's posturing.
And some helpful hints for dealing with drug overdose.
// posted by Aaron @ 2:46:00 AM
Saturday, 5 June, 2004
Weekend Reading
Love him or hate him, Neil Young's favourite president, The Gipper, is gone.
***
Ben Mulroney vs. Ryan Seacrest
Repeat after us kids: Hilary Duff is the devil.
Patio listening: Think of a Spanish-singing Beth Orton with an even more laid-back sensibility.
Feist explains "jhai."
The optimistic Patti Smith.
The Truth Hurts tries her luck on 8 Mile.
USA Today discovers that other countries have women who can sing too.
Four stars for the Cowboy Junkies in London.
Another four for the Hives in Camden.
You can now spend your honeymoon in the Bob Dylan suite.
The Times appends this editor's note to a piece about Velvet Revolver: Note: In the above quotes, the expletives that appeared every other word have been removed.
Loudon Wainwright III discovers technology, records anti-Bush song.
Hope of the States, the latest Brit rock saviour, "exude all the unbridled enthusiasm of Labrador puppies."
Nick Carter chews tobacco, gets car cleaned.
Weisblott on Kroeger.
Coolfer on Creed. And Dee Dee.
Coyne on Conservative coverage.
Ross on the end of music.
Matos on good songs, bad albums.
And nearly everyone loves P.J.
MORE...
The Libertines, er, not breaking up?
The Palm Beach Post considers Glenn Gould.
And Courtney's looking, erm, green.
STILL MORE...
Oh thank heavens! k.d. lang hasn't forgotten about us! Sigh. She likes, she really likes us!
And cheers to MC Tidmarsh - rockin' the mic like a home schooled playboy.
Love him or hate him, Neil Young's favourite president, The Gipper, is gone.
***
Ben Mulroney vs. Ryan Seacrest
Repeat after us kids: Hilary Duff is the devil.
Patio listening: Think of a Spanish-singing Beth Orton with an even more laid-back sensibility.
Feist explains "jhai."
The optimistic Patti Smith.
The Truth Hurts tries her luck on 8 Mile.
USA Today discovers that other countries have women who can sing too.
Four stars for the Cowboy Junkies in London.
Another four for the Hives in Camden.
You can now spend your honeymoon in the Bob Dylan suite.
The Times appends this editor's note to a piece about Velvet Revolver: Note: In the above quotes, the expletives that appeared every other word have been removed.
Loudon Wainwright III discovers technology, records anti-Bush song.
Hope of the States, the latest Brit rock saviour, "exude all the unbridled enthusiasm of Labrador puppies."
Nick Carter chews tobacco, gets car cleaned.
Weisblott on Kroeger.
Coolfer on Creed. And Dee Dee.
Coyne on Conservative coverage.
Ross on the end of music.
Matos on good songs, bad albums.
And nearly everyone loves P.J.
MORE...
The Libertines, er, not breaking up?
The Palm Beach Post considers Glenn Gould.
And Courtney's looking, erm, green.
STILL MORE...
Oh thank heavens! k.d. lang hasn't forgotten about us! Sigh. She likes, she really likes us!
And cheers to MC Tidmarsh - rockin' the mic like a home schooled playboy.
// posted by Aaron @ 6:37:00 PM
Energy Jaws
Oh drunk guy using your beer bottle for a phallus. You realize what that means when you put it back in your mouth and begin drinking again, don't you? Of course you do. Anyway. While you're sucking on your own imaginary penis, the Tangiers are making a claim on galactic domination. Right there. On stage at the Horseshoe. Shitloads of pleasure. Can't understand why they bother to play anywhere else. Can't possibly look this good. Afterwards, fried ice cream. A stroll through the puke and broken glass. Too many people tossing that which becomes both the former and latter. Too many homeless people with dogs. Too many people crying. Have fun at the prom kids. It's all uphill from there.
Might as well just make out in the lobby.
Oh drunk guy using your beer bottle for a phallus. You realize what that means when you put it back in your mouth and begin drinking again, don't you? Of course you do. Anyway. While you're sucking on your own imaginary penis, the Tangiers are making a claim on galactic domination. Right there. On stage at the Horseshoe. Shitloads of pleasure. Can't understand why they bother to play anywhere else. Can't possibly look this good. Afterwards, fried ice cream. A stroll through the puke and broken glass. Too many people tossing that which becomes both the former and latter. Too many homeless people with dogs. Too many people crying. Have fun at the prom kids. It's all uphill from there.
Might as well just make out in the lobby.
// posted by Aaron @ 3:53:00 AM
Friday, 4 June, 2004
Ohhh yeaaahhh Boyyeeee
I stand corrected. The comeback rap single of the year is not Mase's Welcome Back, but instead Ed's Back by NDP candidate Ed Broadbent, aka MC Eazy Mutha Fuckin' Bee.
You know, this guy used to be a serious politician. Really.
Ed rocks the mic:
RealPlayer
Quicktime
Windows Media
I stand corrected. The comeback rap single of the year is not Mase's Welcome Back, but instead Ed's Back by NDP candidate Ed Broadbent, aka MC Eazy Mutha Fuckin' Bee.
You know, this guy used to be a serious politician. Really.
Ed rocks the mic:
RealPlayer
Quicktime
Windows Media
// posted by Aaron @ 3:32:00 PM
From worse to worser
Well it's finally official, Creed have broken up. Which is certainly cause for celebration. Maybe even a parade. Or maybe we'll rent one of those steamrollers and smash a big pile of Creed records.
But then comes this - buried in the third paragraph of the release announcing their demise. News that will shake you to your very core. Please remove any children from the room and ensure you are sitting down, your trays are in the upright and locked position before reading any further...
Creed songwriter / singer Scott Stapp has been busy in the studio writing and recording over the past several months. His first post-Creed recording will be featured on an album coming on August 31st via Wind-up Records that will pool together superstar talent, as they individually offer compositions inspired by the film The Passion of the Christ. Simultaneously to tracking his contributions to the Passion title, Stapp will continue to work with producer 7 Aurelius, and has joined forces with Canadian rockers The Tea Party to work on his solo debut.
NOOOOO!!
This is kinda like blowing up Afghanistan only to see the terrorists scatter and take on new, and more dangerous, forms.
Well it's finally official, Creed have broken up. Which is certainly cause for celebration. Maybe even a parade. Or maybe we'll rent one of those steamrollers and smash a big pile of Creed records.
But then comes this - buried in the third paragraph of the release announcing their demise. News that will shake you to your very core. Please remove any children from the room and ensure you are sitting down, your trays are in the upright and locked position before reading any further...
Creed songwriter / singer Scott Stapp has been busy in the studio writing and recording over the past several months. His first post-Creed recording will be featured on an album coming on August 31st via Wind-up Records that will pool together superstar talent, as they individually offer compositions inspired by the film The Passion of the Christ. Simultaneously to tracking his contributions to the Passion title, Stapp will continue to work with producer 7 Aurelius, and has joined forces with Canadian rockers The Tea Party to work on his solo debut.
NOOOOO!!
This is kinda like blowing up Afghanistan only to see the terrorists scatter and take on new, and more dangerous, forms.
// posted by Aaron @ 1:00:00 PM
In other rags
Lianne George finds k.d. lang in Florida.
Guy Dixon finds the Cowboy Junkies down a back alley in Little Italy.
Carl Wilson reviews the new Royal City. And laments the standard summer festival circuit.
While Pitchfork reviews the new Andre Ethier.
Rick Wakeman campaigns for the salvation of Maple Leaf Gardens.
Sixtoo is cranky.
And the deep intellectualization of William Hung continues.
Lianne George finds k.d. lang in Florida.
Guy Dixon finds the Cowboy Junkies down a back alley in Little Italy.
Carl Wilson reviews the new Royal City. And laments the standard summer festival circuit.
While Pitchfork reviews the new Andre Ethier.
Rick Wakeman campaigns for the salvation of Maple Leaf Gardens.
Sixtoo is cranky.
And the deep intellectualization of William Hung continues.
// posted by Aaron @ 3:36:00 AM
Memoration
The installation of an iTunes MP3 player on the office laptop seems as good a reason as any to catch up on what free music the World Wide Interweb has to offer.
Said The Gramophone has reached godlike levels of importance with Sean's posting of Welcome Back - the god-loving Mase's comeback single. A short synopsis: Puffy protege Mase turns his back on the rap game to seek salvation. Finds God. Asks Him for guidance. And He sayeth unto Mase, "Thy must sampleth from the hymn book of Welcome Back Kotter and thou will be praised across the land and bring great glory upon thy Lord. Oh, and if you see that Wyclef Jean, slap him for me. We appreciate his helping the kids and all but he's not Dylan. Or Marley (who sends his regards by the way)."
Anyway. Recent graduate Sean is totally getting into heaven for this.
Meanwhile, the angelic Aimee Mann doesn't do too much new with Coldplay's The Scientist (via Music for Robots), but it's a nice reminder what a straight pretty song it is. When Gwyneth breaks Chris' heart it'll be the saddest song in the world.
In less-readily available news - the arrival of advance music from Sub Pop has come to be cause for celebration round these parts. Solid stuff from the Thermals and brilliant stuff from Iron & Wine followed most recently by the shimmery summer pop of Rogue Wave and the Icelandic-by-proxy pop of The Album Leaf.
The Rogue Wave album, effectively the brainchild of the wonderfully named Zach Rogue, has actually been kicking around for a couple years, but is just now receiving wide release with Sub Pop. A not too distant cousin of The Shins, who, coincidentally, Rogue Wave will be touring with this summer.
For the latest Album Leaf, er, album Jimmy LaVelle went to Iceland, frolicked (can you do that in Iceland?) around with the folks from Sigur Ros and Mum and convinced Black Heart Procession's Pall Jenkins and Sigur's Jon Thor Birgisson to provide vocals. Better than the last Mum album. But probably not as good as the next Sigur Ros album. Just guessing.
In the meantime, go find:
Waiting for the Morning Light: Gene Simmons' collaboration with Bob Dylan from the forthcoming Asshole (never has an album title seemed more appropriate)
B-Boy Stance: The new single from K-Os. Half a listen says: "Might actually be good."
AMP Army - AMP f. Bishop: Someone finally jacks the beat to Seven Nation Army.
The installation of an iTunes MP3 player on the office laptop seems as good a reason as any to catch up on what free music the World Wide Interweb has to offer.
Said The Gramophone has reached godlike levels of importance with Sean's posting of Welcome Back - the god-loving Mase's comeback single. A short synopsis: Puffy protege Mase turns his back on the rap game to seek salvation. Finds God. Asks Him for guidance. And He sayeth unto Mase, "Thy must sampleth from the hymn book of Welcome Back Kotter and thou will be praised across the land and bring great glory upon thy Lord. Oh, and if you see that Wyclef Jean, slap him for me. We appreciate his helping the kids and all but he's not Dylan. Or Marley (who sends his regards by the way)."
Anyway. Recent graduate Sean is totally getting into heaven for this.
Meanwhile, the angelic Aimee Mann doesn't do too much new with Coldplay's The Scientist (via Music for Robots), but it's a nice reminder what a straight pretty song it is. When Gwyneth breaks Chris' heart it'll be the saddest song in the world.
In less-readily available news - the arrival of advance music from Sub Pop has come to be cause for celebration round these parts. Solid stuff from the Thermals and brilliant stuff from Iron & Wine followed most recently by the shimmery summer pop of Rogue Wave and the Icelandic-by-proxy pop of The Album Leaf.
The Rogue Wave album, effectively the brainchild of the wonderfully named Zach Rogue, has actually been kicking around for a couple years, but is just now receiving wide release with Sub Pop. A not too distant cousin of The Shins, who, coincidentally, Rogue Wave will be touring with this summer.
For the latest Album Leaf, er, album Jimmy LaVelle went to Iceland, frolicked (can you do that in Iceland?) around with the folks from Sigur Ros and Mum and convinced Black Heart Procession's Pall Jenkins and Sigur's Jon Thor Birgisson to provide vocals. Better than the last Mum album. But probably not as good as the next Sigur Ros album. Just guessing.
In the meantime, go find:
Waiting for the Morning Light: Gene Simmons' collaboration with Bob Dylan from the forthcoming Asshole (never has an album title seemed more appropriate)
B-Boy Stance: The new single from K-Os. Half a listen says: "Might actually be good."
AMP Army - AMP f. Bishop: Someone finally jacks the beat to Seven Nation Army.
// posted by Aaron @ 2:12:00 AM
Thursday, 3 June, 2004
McKroeger
Aside from Zach Werner, the most consistent source of unintentional hilarity in the Canadian music industry has to be Chad Kroeger.
Replacing one clown with another, McDonald's has convinced Chad to shill for their new joint campaign with Sony and Puretracks, promising one free download with each Big Mac purchased. Chad explains:
Kroeger says he didn't show up at the news conference to sell hamburgers. "I'm here to promote awareness and try to get people to change their mindset. Instead of stealing music, hopefully, they're going to go to more sites like this (Puretracks) and download it."
Oh, but Chad you were there to sell bland, generic hamburgers - you just call them "songs."
Not limited to Canada, the deal between McDonald's and Sony includes the United States. It's all part of McDonald's plan to "escape... the kiddyland box" and target young adults. Fat, malnutritioned young adults.
All the more reason to go see Super Size Me.
Possible Irony: Apparently Chad was so poor as a kid he probably couldn't have afforded the Big Mac or the 99 cent download (let alone the Internet connection or computer required to utilize the latter).
Aside from Zach Werner, the most consistent source of unintentional hilarity in the Canadian music industry has to be Chad Kroeger.
Replacing one clown with another, McDonald's has convinced Chad to shill for their new joint campaign with Sony and Puretracks, promising one free download with each Big Mac purchased. Chad explains:
Kroeger says he didn't show up at the news conference to sell hamburgers. "I'm here to promote awareness and try to get people to change their mindset. Instead of stealing music, hopefully, they're going to go to more sites like this (Puretracks) and download it."
Oh, but Chad you were there to sell bland, generic hamburgers - you just call them "songs."
Not limited to Canada, the deal between McDonald's and Sony includes the United States. It's all part of McDonald's plan to "escape... the kiddyland box" and target young adults. Fat, malnutritioned young adults.
All the more reason to go see Super Size Me.
Possible Irony: Apparently Chad was so poor as a kid he probably couldn't have afforded the Big Mac or the 99 cent download (let alone the Internet connection or computer required to utilize the latter).
// posted by Aaron @ 10:10:00 PM
Blue light special
Interesting analysis of Avril's first week sales:
Big-box stores accounted for 60% of the opening sales for Lavigne's Under My Skin, No. 1 in Billboard after selling 381,000 copies its first week, according to Nielsen SoundScan. It's a strong showing, considering the teen pop-rocker had a weak launch on the radio with late-blooming Don't Tell Me.
Interesting analysis of Avril's first week sales:
Big-box stores accounted for 60% of the opening sales for Lavigne's Under My Skin, No. 1 in Billboard after selling 381,000 copies its first week, according to Nielsen SoundScan. It's a strong showing, considering the teen pop-rocker had a weak launch on the radio with late-blooming Don't Tell Me.
// posted by Aaron @ 2:44:00 AM
Blog the pain away Freddie
From a Rolling Stone interview with Avril Lavigne:
What musicians have tried to hit on you, besides Fred Durst?
[Laughs] It doesn't happen a lot. [Backstage at a Metallica tribute] I mentioned to Fred that I was hungry -- like, "I want an In-N-Out burger." He had someone go out and get me a whole box of them, with fries. I was like [sarcastically], "Yeah!" Then he took a private jet out to one of my shows, expecting me to bang him. He was disappointed that I wouldn't even go near him [laughs]. He was a little pissed that I went to my room alone that night.
From a Rolling Stone interview with Avril Lavigne:
What musicians have tried to hit on you, besides Fred Durst?
[Laughs] It doesn't happen a lot. [Backstage at a Metallica tribute] I mentioned to Fred that I was hungry -- like, "I want an In-N-Out burger." He had someone go out and get me a whole box of them, with fries. I was like [sarcastically], "Yeah!" Then he took a private jet out to one of my shows, expecting me to bang him. He was disappointed that I wouldn't even go near him [laughs]. He was a little pissed that I went to my room alone that night.
// posted by Aaron @ 2:05:00 AM
Wednesday, 2 June, 2004
L8r Sk8r
So sometimes we hang out on the Official Ryan Malcolm Message Board (screen name: RyansPrincess69).
Anyway. Today the man himself stopped by to assure us 12-year-old girls that he is still alive and requires our advice on his new musical direction (while simultaneously showing a complete lack of respect for the English language) To wit:
RyanMalcolm - 06/02/2004 12:04:26
im off to write some tunews wish me luck
so far alot of my songs sound very avril like....for some reason that is the direction i wan to take ...what do you guys think of me going more poppunk....let me know i am leaving but i will be back to weiw your answers later ryan
So sometimes we hang out on the Official Ryan Malcolm Message Board (screen name: RyansPrincess69).
Anyway. Today the man himself stopped by to assure us 12-year-old girls that he is still alive and requires our advice on his new musical direction (while simultaneously showing a complete lack of respect for the English language) To wit:
RyanMalcolm - 06/02/2004 12:04:26
im off to write some tunews wish me luck
so far alot of my songs sound very avril like....for some reason that is the direction i wan to take ...what do you guys think of me going more poppunk....let me know i am leaving but i will be back to weiw your answers later ryan
// posted by Aaron @ 6:54:00 PM
"It's all music" - Elvin Jones meets Our Lady Peace
The most surprising obituary for the jazz legend you'll read today.
The most surprising obituary for the jazz legend you'll read today.
// posted by Aaron @ 1:50:00 PM
B Girl
Failed Tory leadership candidate Belinda Stronach has gotten together with the guy who discovered Chantal Kreviazuk and Our Lady Peace to form a record label. What could possibly go wrong here?
Passing reference to their first signing, Dala, is made here.
Failed Tory leadership candidate Belinda Stronach has gotten together with the guy who discovered Chantal Kreviazuk and Our Lady Peace to form a record label. What could possibly go wrong here?
Passing reference to their first signing, Dala, is made here.
// posted by Aaron @ 3:20:00 AM
Canada's other Av(e)ril(l)
Senator's wife competes in Texas piano contest
Senator's wife competes in Texas piano contest
// posted by Aaron @ 12:27:00 AM
Tuesday, 1 June, 2004
The rapper and the software salesman
Attention Business and General Assignment Reporters/Editors:
Software With A Hard Edge
Canadian CEO Appears on NYC Rapper Method Man’s CD
Toronto, Ontario, May 27, 2004 - Cameron Hawkins, President of New Media Architects (“NMA”), tagged as one of Canada’s Emerging Software Companies, thought he’d left the music world behind.
Instead, he’s on the new Method Man CD TICAL 0: THE PREQUEL, along with rap superstars Missy Elliot, Snoop Dogg, Busta Rhymes and P. Diddy.
“I guess there’s still some magic in that old vinyl…” says Hawkins of the track ‘Nobody at All’, recorded in 1980 by his band FM. The old song has been used as the musical inspiration for the new CD track ‘The Show’, which features the rapper’s street-wise storylines. “I’m still looking for someone who can tell me exactly what he’s saying,” says Hawkins, quizzically. “But the CD has ‘explicit’ stickers all over it.”
It’s a world apart from Hawkins’ current vocation, developing a technology that gives non-programmers an easy way to publish information on the web.
“But you know -- developing computer software and creating music have a lot in common. At NMA, we’ve spent 7 years in R&D for our content-management system, Baseline CMS. With FM, I spent 20 years making music. In the end, it’s not what you put into it - it’s what others get out of it. That’s the key.”
Method Man’s TICAL 0: THE PREQUEL is available on DefJam Recordings at any music retailer.
NMA’s Baseline CMS can be found at www.nma.ca.
About New Media Architects:
New Media Architects Ltd. ("NMA") offers an inexpensive and easy to use product that makes it possible for any company to maintain a professional, full featured web site. Baseline CMS helps organizations magnify their message, using websites, intranets, extranets, e-newsletters, & e-commerce applications that improve their operational effectiveness.
About Pro-Edge Consultants, Inc:
Pro-Edge Consultants offers leading-edge investor and media relations service solutions. Pro-Edge also provides personalized branding, online-marketing, and compliance-related strategies designed to meet and exceed their client’s unique needs and operations.
Attention Business and General Assignment Reporters/Editors:
Software With A Hard Edge
Canadian CEO Appears on NYC Rapper Method Man’s CD
Toronto, Ontario, May 27, 2004 - Cameron Hawkins, President of New Media Architects (“NMA”), tagged as one of Canada’s Emerging Software Companies, thought he’d left the music world behind.
Instead, he’s on the new Method Man CD TICAL 0: THE PREQUEL, along with rap superstars Missy Elliot, Snoop Dogg, Busta Rhymes and P. Diddy.
“I guess there’s still some magic in that old vinyl…” says Hawkins of the track ‘Nobody at All’, recorded in 1980 by his band FM. The old song has been used as the musical inspiration for the new CD track ‘The Show’, which features the rapper’s street-wise storylines. “I’m still looking for someone who can tell me exactly what he’s saying,” says Hawkins, quizzically. “But the CD has ‘explicit’ stickers all over it.”
It’s a world apart from Hawkins’ current vocation, developing a technology that gives non-programmers an easy way to publish information on the web.
“But you know -- developing computer software and creating music have a lot in common. At NMA, we’ve spent 7 years in R&D for our content-management system, Baseline CMS. With FM, I spent 20 years making music. In the end, it’s not what you put into it - it’s what others get out of it. That’s the key.”
Method Man’s TICAL 0: THE PREQUEL is available on DefJam Recordings at any music retailer.
NMA’s Baseline CMS can be found at www.nma.ca.
About New Media Architects:
New Media Architects Ltd. ("NMA") offers an inexpensive and easy to use product that makes it possible for any company to maintain a professional, full featured web site. Baseline CMS helps organizations magnify their message, using websites, intranets, extranets, e-newsletters, & e-commerce applications that improve their operational effectiveness.
About Pro-Edge Consultants, Inc:
Pro-Edge Consultants offers leading-edge investor and media relations service solutions. Pro-Edge also provides personalized branding, online-marketing, and compliance-related strategies designed to meet and exceed their client’s unique needs and operations.
// posted by Aaron @ 11:53:00 PM
The first annual PopWherry Idol competition
Here you will, hopefully, find a Windows Media file of William Hung singing Take Me Out to The Ballgame at Sunday's Toronto Blue Jays game (ye olde Mac is choking on it for the time being).
Now, go back and compare that to Jack Layton's performance.
Who is more deserving of a recording contract?
Here you will, hopefully, find a Windows Media file of William Hung singing Take Me Out to The Ballgame at Sunday's Toronto Blue Jays game (ye olde Mac is choking on it for the time being).
Now, go back and compare that to Jack Layton's performance.
Who is more deserving of a recording contract?
// posted by Aaron @ 3:22:00 PM
Hit 'Em Wit da Hee
In case you needed another reason to love you some Fantasia: Missy Elliott is already preparing to produce her debut record.
"In five seconds she said, ‘She's the real deal, I'm going to write material,'" Clive Davis reveals in this rather old, and overlooked, report. "We're going to do a real proper recording album; we're not doing a TV souvenir album."
In case you needed another reason to love you some Fantasia: Missy Elliott is already preparing to produce her debut record.
"In five seconds she said, ‘She's the real deal, I'm going to write material,'" Clive Davis reveals in this rather old, and overlooked, report. "We're going to do a real proper recording album; we're not doing a TV souvenir album."
// posted by Aaron @ 1:03:00 AM
New Editions
A good guy named Travis has an excellent blog about Toronto, Music, and Toronto Music. And Alex "Best. Radiohead. Story. Ever." Ross has a fine blog too.
A good guy named Travis has an excellent blog about Toronto, Music, and Toronto Music. And Alex "Best. Radiohead. Story. Ever." Ross has a fine blog too.
// posted by Aaron @ 12:51:00 AM
Jackie plays guitar
Video, from The Globe's Steven Chase, of Jack Layton's performing This Land is Your Land aboard the NDP campaign plane.
Chase's full report can be found here (scroll way down).
The partial setlist:
Stan Rogers - Barrett's Privateers
Leonard Cohen - Suzanne
Bob Dylan - The Times They Are a Changin'
The Beatles - Yesterday
Bonus points to Chase for the subject line - "Call in the Karma Police"
Video, from The Globe's Steven Chase, of Jack Layton's performing This Land is Your Land aboard the NDP campaign plane.
Chase's full report can be found here (scroll way down).
The partial setlist:
Stan Rogers - Barrett's Privateers
Leonard Cohen - Suzanne
Bob Dylan - The Times They Are a Changin'
The Beatles - Yesterday
Bonus points to Chase for the subject line - "Call in the Karma Police"
// posted by Aaron @ 12:39:00 AM
Monday, 31 May, 2004
Holy MindMeld
The ending of Heather Havrilesky's American Idol wrap-up at Salon:
... Fantasia Barrino has a gift that could make her bigger and brighter than the pop cultural supernova that created her.
And the ending of my American Idol wrap-up for the Post:
And it's what will hopefully separate Barrino from the troubled, if ultimately disposable, system that helped create her.
The ending of Heather Havrilesky's American Idol wrap-up at Salon:
... Fantasia Barrino has a gift that could make her bigger and brighter than the pop cultural supernova that created her.
And the ending of my American Idol wrap-up for the Post:
And it's what will hopefully separate Barrino from the troubled, if ultimately disposable, system that helped create her.
// posted by Aaron @ 11:25:00 PM
Wiener
More genius from Zach Werner. This time in an interview with CanWest News Service.
First, the usual "we only make fun of the slow kids cos we have to" explanation:
"You have to remember that the people we see have been whittled down. Every person that we see is an opportunity to do good television. It is a judging process, and the judging is pretty cut and dried, for the most part. It's a two-step process. There's the competitive end, where we're choosing the really good people. And then there's the casting end, which is about what will make interesting TV. The show wouldn't be any fun if we didn't have bad singers."
Then he attempts to mock host Ben Mulroney and, in doing so, manages to express incredible contempt for, well, everyone:
"You have to know he came to us last year without any experience. And he does in some way represent the average Canadian with regards to his musical taste, because he sure doesn't know anything about it."
(emphasis mine)
But what would anything remotely Canadian be without a little smug, holier-than-thou, anti-American rhetoric.
To start, Werner asserts that the judges for the Canadian version are superior to their American counterparts because Werner & Co are, in Strachan's words, "proven industry professionals."
Then this:
He is mindful of peculiar voting choices that threatened to derail American Idol this year, but he said that is part of what makes the Idol format so compelling.
"I would like to see more one vote/one household. But I don't know how you'd do that, and I'm not an expert on voting. If there's a difference between Canadian Idol and the voting in other places, it's that we are Canadians and hopefully we'll look at things in an intelligent way."
You know what Chang? You can start that invasion now.
More genius from Zach Werner. This time in an interview with CanWest News Service.
First, the usual "we only make fun of the slow kids cos we have to" explanation:
"You have to remember that the people we see have been whittled down. Every person that we see is an opportunity to do good television. It is a judging process, and the judging is pretty cut and dried, for the most part. It's a two-step process. There's the competitive end, where we're choosing the really good people. And then there's the casting end, which is about what will make interesting TV. The show wouldn't be any fun if we didn't have bad singers."
Then he attempts to mock host Ben Mulroney and, in doing so, manages to express incredible contempt for, well, everyone:
"You have to know he came to us last year without any experience. And he does in some way represent the average Canadian with regards to his musical taste, because he sure doesn't know anything about it."
(emphasis mine)
But what would anything remotely Canadian be without a little smug, holier-than-thou, anti-American rhetoric.
To start, Werner asserts that the judges for the Canadian version are superior to their American counterparts because Werner & Co are, in Strachan's words, "proven industry professionals."
Then this:
He is mindful of peculiar voting choices that threatened to derail American Idol this year, but he said that is part of what makes the Idol format so compelling.
"I would like to see more one vote/one household. But I don't know how you'd do that, and I'm not an expert on voting. If there's a difference between Canadian Idol and the voting in other places, it's that we are Canadians and hopefully we'll look at things in an intelligent way."
You know what Chang? You can start that invasion now.
// posted by Aaron @ 11:07:00 PM
This is inspired
The ilXor crowd counts down the Top 1,000 Perfect Pop Songs.
The ilXor crowd counts down the Top 1,000 Perfect Pop Songs.
// posted by Aaron @ 6:38:00 PM
Drudge Report readers have their say
So someone's column made Drudge today. And some of the seven million people who apparently visit his site each day were compelled to share their thoughts.
A sampling:
You are correct; she is basically a parody of herself. But I take issue with your praise for Michael Moore. He lied about the Disney distribution squabble. Disney had never said they would distribute the film. He lied about the Disney tax breaks. They don't exist. His film is full of lies... Moore is exactly like Madonna. The difference is that the world hasn't caught on that he is simply a parody of what he once was. -John M.
While I don't think Madonna needs to be defended, as millions of fans obviously don't seem to mind the constant bombardment by bizarrely angry writers, I must raise an eyebrow at your criticism of Madonna's latest stage spectacle... Perhaps, I am once again, disheartened by the seemingly vicious attacks by the media on an artist who, regardless of her motives, is in fact bringing some sort of exposure to large groups of people who, otherwise, would be that much more ignorant. -Nicholas C.
When someone uses the word "re-inventing" that means that they didn't get it right the first time. Madonna is so 20 minutes ago, she looks like an old lady and even more incredibly stupid in those (ahem) sexy stage costumes that she doesn't look "right" in anymore. She should have quit long ago because nobody cares anymore and it seems like she doesn't care either! -Annie
While I appreciated your perspective on the Madonna of today, I thought your careless dismissal of Michael Moore as a "fat guy" was cheap, insulting, and superficial... Clearly, Michael Moore has had a powerful impact on world culture (fat or no) and should be respected for his commitment to telling stories that most filmmakers shirk. I think he deserves an apology. Your readers deserve a retraction. -Tracy S.
You're just NOW realizing that Madonna sucks ? I came to that conclusion in 1984 and other than some rare instances (Ray Of Light, Justify My Love), she HAS to be the most overrated performer of our time. Guys like Dave Marsh and yourself bought into all that crap for reasons that I'll never understand. I guess you think Britney Spears is the new Chrissy Hynde ? Here's a quick clue for future reference:
- when an 'artist' spends time dancing and working on choreography, they are clearly not working on MUSIC.
- if an 'artist' does not play an instrument or write songs, they are karaoke performers at best.
- if an 'srtist' HAS to shock in order to get attention, they are not worth your time or mine.
- Idol = crap -Dhani S.
Maybe you mean...
...'but a fat RICH guy swaggering through Cannes.' -Robert
One thing that stood out is her portrayal of the American Life. I question her ability to know what the American Life is? Most Americans I know are not filthy rich and certainly do not have their own private planes spiriting them around the world on a whim. I place her awarness of America on the same shelf as I do Jane Fonda, Michael Moore, John Kerry among others that have no clue as to what Americans are or what makes them tick. -Bob H.
UPDATE... The PopDirt kids are less impressed.
So someone's column made Drudge today. And some of the seven million people who apparently visit his site each day were compelled to share their thoughts.
A sampling:
You are correct; she is basically a parody of herself. But I take issue with your praise for Michael Moore. He lied about the Disney distribution squabble. Disney had never said they would distribute the film. He lied about the Disney tax breaks. They don't exist. His film is full of lies... Moore is exactly like Madonna. The difference is that the world hasn't caught on that he is simply a parody of what he once was. -John M.
While I don't think Madonna needs to be defended, as millions of fans obviously don't seem to mind the constant bombardment by bizarrely angry writers, I must raise an eyebrow at your criticism of Madonna's latest stage spectacle... Perhaps, I am once again, disheartened by the seemingly vicious attacks by the media on an artist who, regardless of her motives, is in fact bringing some sort of exposure to large groups of people who, otherwise, would be that much more ignorant. -Nicholas C.
When someone uses the word "re-inventing" that means that they didn't get it right the first time. Madonna is so 20 minutes ago, she looks like an old lady and even more incredibly stupid in those (ahem) sexy stage costumes that she doesn't look "right" in anymore. She should have quit long ago because nobody cares anymore and it seems like she doesn't care either! -Annie
While I appreciated your perspective on the Madonna of today, I thought your careless dismissal of Michael Moore as a "fat guy" was cheap, insulting, and superficial... Clearly, Michael Moore has had a powerful impact on world culture (fat or no) and should be respected for his commitment to telling stories that most filmmakers shirk. I think he deserves an apology. Your readers deserve a retraction. -Tracy S.
You're just NOW realizing that Madonna sucks ? I came to that conclusion in 1984 and other than some rare instances (Ray Of Light, Justify My Love), she HAS to be the most overrated performer of our time. Guys like Dave Marsh and yourself bought into all that crap for reasons that I'll never understand. I guess you think Britney Spears is the new Chrissy Hynde ? Here's a quick clue for future reference:
- when an 'artist' spends time dancing and working on choreography, they are clearly not working on MUSIC.
- if an 'artist' does not play an instrument or write songs, they are karaoke performers at best.
- if an 'srtist' HAS to shock in order to get attention, they are not worth your time or mine.
- Idol = crap -Dhani S.
Maybe you mean...
...'but a fat RICH guy swaggering through Cannes.' -Robert
One thing that stood out is her portrayal of the American Life. I question her ability to know what the American Life is? Most Americans I know are not filthy rich and certainly do not have their own private planes spiriting them around the world on a whim. I place her awarness of America on the same shelf as I do Jane Fonda, Michael Moore, John Kerry among others that have no clue as to what Americans are or what makes them tick. -Bob H.
UPDATE... The PopDirt kids are less impressed.
// posted by Aaron @ 4:00:00 PM
Ah-HA
Hate to harp on this (especially as the writer is a good friend), but my suspicions have been confirmed. While Ryan Malcolm has shipped 100,000 units of his dreadful debut, Home, he's scanned only 89,000 of those. Which is closer to 100,000 than I figured he'd be, but certainly not more than 100,000.
Oh that record industry and their quirky use of statistics.
Hate to harp on this (especially as the writer is a good friend), but my suspicions have been confirmed. While Ryan Malcolm has shipped 100,000 units of his dreadful debut, Home, he's scanned only 89,000 of those. Which is closer to 100,000 than I figured he'd be, but certainly not more than 100,000.
Oh that record industry and their quirky use of statistics.
// posted by Aaron @ 1:09:00 PM
And now, let's pause for a moment...
... to consider the infinite greatness of Bob Dole.
Meet the Press transcript here (scroll down).
... to consider the infinite greatness of Bob Dole.
Meet the Press transcript here (scroll down).
// posted by Aaron @ 4:07:00 AM
Of Note
Frontline has a great companion site to its recent music industry episode.
The Toure interview, for one, is a good read.
Frontline has a great companion site to its recent music industry episode.
The Toure interview, for one, is a good read.
// posted by Aaron @ 2:36:00 AM
Sunday, 30 May, 2004
Glass Houses, etc
The second season of Canadian Idol starts Tuesday. Set-up pieces here, here, here and here.
Aside from the suspicious record sales numbers offered by Ryan Malcolm's helpers (see below), there's this bit from Zach Werner, who is, like, so not a stand-in for Simon Cowell. So, like, stop asking him about it.
Anyway:
Werner has nothing but criticism for WB's Next American Superstar, an offshoot of the Idol formula.
On Superstar, the judges purposely mislead the terrible singers, telling them they're good and advancing them to the next round just for laughs.
"There is something tacitly nasty about what they are doing there ... why don't we get people to pee in their pants and laugh at them?" Werner asks.
So Ann Marie McQueen got the name wrong. But the better slip-up here is Werner's criticism. Because, of course, Idol does the same thing.
As McQueen notes earlier in her piece (but for some reason fails to explicitly connect):
This may be a talent show, but Werner and company also have to deal with some really bad singers who were advanced to the next round to boost the entertainment value of the show.
This from another Globe story on Saturday:
Both executive producer John Brunton and Kehoe noticed the good singers were very good, better than last year's bunch, and the terrible singers are much more interesting. "We are thrilled by their oddness," says Brunton, who adds: "We are going to blow [American Idol's] William Hung away."
Brunton spun even harder in a March Globe story:
Brunton is proud the Canadian version of the Pop Idol phenomenon "celebrates eccentric singers" instead of making fun of them. He admits it's a fine line to walk, but insists that, unlike American Idol, "we embrace [less talented singers] and put them on a pedestal. We are thrilled by their oddness."
Yes, yes. "Celebrates." Not mocks. Remember that when you're laughing at the tone deaf and ridiculous. Remember that when Zach is tearing them apart. You are all "celebrating" them.
Oh the arrogance.
***
In other Idol news, here Farley Flex discusses Canadian Idol's national importance with the Calgary Sun (scroll down):
"We take the high road," he says. "We want to discover talent."
"When you look at the makeup of the Canadian music industry, we don't have any success stories to speak of ... To have a true industry we need a consistent stream of talent in the marketplace.
"The problem here is that our expectations are based on American standards. It's a tough thing for any artist to come out of this country."
Yes, that's right. Canada does not yet have a single music industry success story to speak of.
What qualifies Farley Flex to say such a thing? Well, let's see.
Hmm. Well it says here that he helped manage Maestro Fresh Wes. And oh, he also sits as a board member for VideoFACT and FACTOR. Hey, wait a sec... aren't VideoFACT and FACTOR charged with creating "Canadian music industry success stories?" Is Farley saying these organizations have failed in that mandate? Hmmm...
Later in that interview with the Calgary Sun, Flex also starts to back pedal on last year's winner, Ryan Malcolm (can't for the life of me understand why when the kid's apparently sold 100,000 records!?).
"I don't think the best singer won," he says.
In a long ago interview with Maclean's, Zach Werner was more critical, as he is wont to be, but not at all in the way that Simon Cowell is. No sir.
After a couple of pints, Canadian Idol's nasty judge, Zack Werner, admits he hasn't listened to Malcolm's album. "I don't f---ing care," he says. While he's proud of the show and was moved by the Canadian Idol experience, he doesn't give the participants much respect. The talent manager liked only two of the singers, signed none and thinks the rest (including Malcolm) should know "they're contestants, not Coldplay."
***
Best of luck then to all this year's contestants. If you should suck, we shall celebrate you. If you should win, you might become our humble nation's first success story. Either way, we're not listening to your album.
The second season of Canadian Idol starts Tuesday. Set-up pieces here, here, here and here.
Aside from the suspicious record sales numbers offered by Ryan Malcolm's helpers (see below), there's this bit from Zach Werner, who is, like, so not a stand-in for Simon Cowell. So, like, stop asking him about it.
Anyway:
Werner has nothing but criticism for WB's Next American Superstar, an offshoot of the Idol formula.
On Superstar, the judges purposely mislead the terrible singers, telling them they're good and advancing them to the next round just for laughs.
"There is something tacitly nasty about what they are doing there ... why don't we get people to pee in their pants and laugh at them?" Werner asks.
So Ann Marie McQueen got the name wrong. But the better slip-up here is Werner's criticism. Because, of course, Idol does the same thing.
As McQueen notes earlier in her piece (but for some reason fails to explicitly connect):
This may be a talent show, but Werner and company also have to deal with some really bad singers who were advanced to the next round to boost the entertainment value of the show.
This from another Globe story on Saturday:
Both executive producer John Brunton and Kehoe noticed the good singers were very good, better than last year's bunch, and the terrible singers are much more interesting. "We are thrilled by their oddness," says Brunton, who adds: "We are going to blow [American Idol's] William Hung away."
Brunton spun even harder in a March Globe story:
Brunton is proud the Canadian version of the Pop Idol phenomenon "celebrates eccentric singers" instead of making fun of them. He admits it's a fine line to walk, but insists that, unlike American Idol, "we embrace [less talented singers] and put them on a pedestal. We are thrilled by their oddness."
Yes, yes. "Celebrates." Not mocks. Remember that when you're laughing at the tone deaf and ridiculous. Remember that when Zach is tearing them apart. You are all "celebrating" them.
Oh the arrogance.
***
In other Idol news, here Farley Flex discusses Canadian Idol's national importance with the Calgary Sun (scroll down):
"We take the high road," he says. "We want to discover talent."
"When you look at the makeup of the Canadian music industry, we don't have any success stories to speak of ... To have a true industry we need a consistent stream of talent in the marketplace.
"The problem here is that our expectations are based on American standards. It's a tough thing for any artist to come out of this country."
Yes, that's right. Canada does not yet have a single music industry success story to speak of.
What qualifies Farley Flex to say such a thing? Well, let's see.
Hmm. Well it says here that he helped manage Maestro Fresh Wes. And oh, he also sits as a board member for VideoFACT and FACTOR. Hey, wait a sec... aren't VideoFACT and FACTOR charged with creating "Canadian music industry success stories?" Is Farley saying these organizations have failed in that mandate? Hmmm...
Later in that interview with the Calgary Sun, Flex also starts to back pedal on last year's winner, Ryan Malcolm (can't for the life of me understand why when the kid's apparently sold 100,000 records!?).
"I don't think the best singer won," he says.
In a long ago interview with Maclean's, Zach Werner was more critical, as he is wont to be, but not at all in the way that Simon Cowell is. No sir.
After a couple of pints, Canadian Idol's nasty judge, Zack Werner, admits he hasn't listened to Malcolm's album. "I don't f---ing care," he says. While he's proud of the show and was moved by the Canadian Idol experience, he doesn't give the participants much respect. The talent manager liked only two of the singers, signed none and thinks the rest (including Malcolm) should know "they're contestants, not Coldplay."
***
Best of luck then to all this year's contestants. If you should suck, we shall celebrate you. If you should win, you might become our humble nation's first success story. Either way, we're not listening to your album.
// posted by Aaron @ 10:53:00 PM
Saturday, 29 May, 2004
Weekend Reading
Bullshit Detector: Has Ryan Malcolm really sold more than 100,000 records?
Diana Krall: Now too versatile a performer.
Canada's first pop music professor reflects.
Ben Rayner goes to Montreal for Mutek.
Sum 41 were evacuated out of Africa.
Robbed by downloading, the Tragically Hip are hitting the road to ensure they can still feed their families.
Nellie McKay is going to spend the next few months playing with Sting, Lou Reed, Alanis, the Barenaked Ladies, and Jamie Cullum. Thanfully not all at once. (Note: Toronto on June 30. See you all there.)
The Vines and Libertines are breaking up.
Enough already.
I love me some Superstar USA, but this is ridiculous (via Coolfer).
Barlow didn't appreciate my calling him a "pop star."
Matthew Good: Still angry.
Billy Corgan: Still searching.
Alexisonfire: Still screaming.
You might be a redneck.
Scott Weiland: rocker, lover, drug addict, kickboxer.
The Detroit Free Press is all over The Movement.
Priceless wisdom from Ice T, now a father of two, but still a pimp apparently: "Trust me, when Ice-T turned his life around, he turned around a nation."
Tony Blair, the rock n' roll prime minister: Where did it all go wrong?
And the strange tale of Pete Doherty.
Bullshit Detector: Has Ryan Malcolm really sold more than 100,000 records?
Diana Krall: Now too versatile a performer.
Canada's first pop music professor reflects.
Ben Rayner goes to Montreal for Mutek.
Sum 41 were evacuated out of Africa.
Robbed by downloading, the Tragically Hip are hitting the road to ensure they can still feed their families.
Nellie McKay is going to spend the next few months playing with Sting, Lou Reed, Alanis, the Barenaked Ladies, and Jamie Cullum. Thanfully not all at once. (Note: Toronto on June 30. See you all there.)
The Vines and Libertines are breaking up.
Enough already.
I love me some Superstar USA, but this is ridiculous (via Coolfer).
Barlow didn't appreciate my calling him a "pop star."
Matthew Good: Still angry.
Billy Corgan: Still searching.
Alexisonfire: Still screaming.
You might be a redneck.
Scott Weiland: rocker, lover, drug addict, kickboxer.
The Detroit Free Press is all over The Movement.
Priceless wisdom from Ice T, now a father of two, but still a pimp apparently: "Trust me, when Ice-T turned his life around, he turned around a nation."
Tony Blair, the rock n' roll prime minister: Where did it all go wrong?
And the strange tale of Pete Doherty.
// posted by Aaron @ 8:54:00 PM
Friday, 28 May, 2004
Catching Up
Some recent stuff from the Post (might I interest you in a subscription?)
First, an ode to the one-hit wonder. Then, a backstage look at Jack Layton's adventures in rock n' roll.
Next, a chat with Ibrahim Ferrer. And, finally, Stephin Merritt discusses, uh, Stephin Merritt. Which, just for laughs, I'll reprint here too.
i praise
Critics can't say enough good things about Stephin Merritt's new album -- or enough bad things about him
Aaron Wherry - National Post
There are at least two Stephin Merritts. One we'll call The Musician, the other The Myth.
The first is often hailed as one of the greatest American songwriters of the last century. He is a master of wistful synth-pop, as melancholy as it is hopeful, delivered from glee and doom. The principal creative force behind a number of side projects, he's best known as the front man for Magnetic Fields.
Five years ago, that band released the self-explanatory 69 Love Songs, a three-disc collection of romantic pop that charmed critics and brought Merritt the sort of popular attention that had previously eluded him. Merritt and his band returned this month with the follow-up (the band's seventh album), an acoustic effort inspired by the ninth letter of the alphabet and everyone's favourite personal pronoun, i. Critics, like they have for most of his offerings, are tripping over themselves to sing its praises.
"The fabulously doleful I Thought You Were My Boyfriend could have bounced straight from the Human League's classic Dare, and could be the most dizzying three minutes of Merritt's increasingly brilliant career," raved The Guardian.
"Cupid's-arrow vignettes reach deep into the fictional dream through heedless genre-bending, ingenious rhyme and incongruous simile, bleary-eyed dislocation and straight-faced melodrama," added the Village Voice.
The second Merritt -- The Myth -- is another story. The reviews here less laudatory.
"Prickly," say most.
"A nasty man who derives great pleasure from torturing poor, innocent journalists," wrote Salon's Thomas Bartlett, reviewing the scouting report before a recent interview.
Elsewhere, Merritt is ... a) "terrifying" b) "an asshole" c) "famously moody" or d) all of the above.
Not even Stephin Merritt likes this Stephin Merritt.
"I've recently stopped reading my press," he says. "There was a series of articles that wanted to praise i and wanted to say something negative so they didn't seem to be gushing, so they attacked my personality. I understand the motivation for that, and I think it's forgivable, but for me, reading a whole series of that was a little crushing. So I've just decided to stop reading."
Merritt is certainly not without his quirks -- a soft-spoken sport with vocal tics to spare. He hangs out in seedy bars and does much of his writing there. In photographs he often looks too small, too normal. His voice, in song, comes often as a deep, deadpan baritone.
He used to write for Time Out New York, famously shredding Christmas albums each December and reviewing the latest offbeat calendars (including ones inspired by ferrets, Jewish celebrations and kabuki). He walks the streets of New York with a pet chihuahua named Irving (for Irving Berlin, the famous composer).
He once penned a story titled "So you want to be a rock & roll star?" offering a step by step, tongue-in-cheek guide to fame. And though he once flirted with a Boy-George look, his music, career and own kind of stardom have been quiet. An eager to please song-and-dance man he isn't.
The Myth, of course, only furthers one's fascination with The Musician. Not that the man in the middle need play along.
In a Time Out New York interview in September, 1999, he attempted to explain himself. "I clearly have a megalomania problem. But although I'm shy and I have poor social skills, I don't hate people, as everyone might believe."
When reminded of the quote now, he says,"I'm surprised that I said anything so personal in an interview. That was a bad idea.
"I don't agree that I have a megalomania problem. I think like any artist I have megalomania. But I think I channel it into my work."
But his reputation precedes him. So many journalists march into an interview with Merritt prepared for war, and The Myth persists.
"It's partly because they come to the interview with that impression having read it before. And partly because I have a low voice and a very slow and considered way of speaking, which for some people, especially outside New York, sounds hostile," he says. "People in New York don't think I sound hostile. But midwesterners for example, who tend to have higher voices and automatically friendly speech patterns, think I'm being rude. It's partly regional, it's partly that I just have a really low voice and it's partly that sometimes, when people ask me unbelievably stupid questions in the 20th interview that day, I don't respond as happily as they want me to."
As was the case with Bartlett.
"Speaking to people I greatly admire tends to make me very nervous, and judging from articles I found online, I had reason to be nervous speaking to Merritt," Bartlett prefaced in his profile. All was going well until Bartlett explained his admiration for Bjork. Here, Merritt picks up the story:
"Recently I was interviewed by somebody who wanted my approval and wanted me to agree with everything he said because he was a massive fan and incredibly happy to meet me. And then, when I didn't agree that Bjork was incredibly innovative, he got upset and wrote that I was a prick."
Wrote Bartlett: "Later we were talking about Bjork, and I mentioned how innovative I thought she was. Merritt looked a little incredulous and asked me what I was talking about. This should have been easy for me ... But feeling tongue-tied, I stammered for a moment, and then said something about the way she used non-rhyming lyrics, and strange, twisted phrase structures that were rare in popular music. This unleashed a minor tirade, albeit in the same monotone voice, with just an extra touch of pedantry."
"[It was] one of many interviews in which I thought we were getting along fine and then I read the article and it was nasty," concludes Merritt. But he makes few apologies. Except maybe for the ... extra ... long ... pauses in the middle of otherwise ... normal ... sentences.
"I find it annoying, too," he says. "It's the way my brain works. I don't think of really long James Dean sentences quickly."
Everything else is accepted as occupational hazard -- reserved for those who can dissect the human condition more eloquently in five minutes of music than most anyone else can do in four times the conversation.
"It's hard to get a sense of someone's personality in a 20-minute interview, and I guess they're building on this myth of me as a more interesting person than I really am," he says. "I'm not remotely reclusive. I'm never described as anything other than a nice person by the people who actually know me. I've been considered overly nice by some of the people who know me. I go out of my way to be nice to people who don't actually deserve it and then get in trouble. But there's this image of me in the press as somebody I don't even recognize."
Some recent stuff from the Post (might I interest you in a subscription?)
First, an ode to the one-hit wonder. Then, a backstage look at Jack Layton's adventures in rock n' roll.
Next, a chat with Ibrahim Ferrer. And, finally, Stephin Merritt discusses, uh, Stephin Merritt. Which, just for laughs, I'll reprint here too.
i praise
Critics can't say enough good things about Stephin Merritt's new album -- or enough bad things about him
Aaron Wherry - National Post
There are at least two Stephin Merritts. One we'll call The Musician, the other The Myth.
The first is often hailed as one of the greatest American songwriters of the last century. He is a master of wistful synth-pop, as melancholy as it is hopeful, delivered from glee and doom. The principal creative force behind a number of side projects, he's best known as the front man for Magnetic Fields.
Five years ago, that band released the self-explanatory 69 Love Songs, a three-disc collection of romantic pop that charmed critics and brought Merritt the sort of popular attention that had previously eluded him. Merritt and his band returned this month with the follow-up (the band's seventh album), an acoustic effort inspired by the ninth letter of the alphabet and everyone's favourite personal pronoun, i. Critics, like they have for most of his offerings, are tripping over themselves to sing its praises.
"The fabulously doleful I Thought You Were My Boyfriend could have bounced straight from the Human League's classic Dare, and could be the most dizzying three minutes of Merritt's increasingly brilliant career," raved The Guardian.
"Cupid's-arrow vignettes reach deep into the fictional dream through heedless genre-bending, ingenious rhyme and incongruous simile, bleary-eyed dislocation and straight-faced melodrama," added the Village Voice.
The second Merritt -- The Myth -- is another story. The reviews here less laudatory.
"Prickly," say most.
"A nasty man who derives great pleasure from torturing poor, innocent journalists," wrote Salon's Thomas Bartlett, reviewing the scouting report before a recent interview.
Elsewhere, Merritt is ... a) "terrifying" b) "an asshole" c) "famously moody" or d) all of the above.
Not even Stephin Merritt likes this Stephin Merritt.
"I've recently stopped reading my press," he says. "There was a series of articles that wanted to praise i and wanted to say something negative so they didn't seem to be gushing, so they attacked my personality. I understand the motivation for that, and I think it's forgivable, but for me, reading a whole series of that was a little crushing. So I've just decided to stop reading."
Merritt is certainly not without his quirks -- a soft-spoken sport with vocal tics to spare. He hangs out in seedy bars and does much of his writing there. In photographs he often looks too small, too normal. His voice, in song, comes often as a deep, deadpan baritone.
He used to write for Time Out New York, famously shredding Christmas albums each December and reviewing the latest offbeat calendars (including ones inspired by ferrets, Jewish celebrations and kabuki). He walks the streets of New York with a pet chihuahua named Irving (for Irving Berlin, the famous composer).
He once penned a story titled "So you want to be a rock & roll star?" offering a step by step, tongue-in-cheek guide to fame. And though he once flirted with a Boy-George look, his music, career and own kind of stardom have been quiet. An eager to please song-and-dance man he isn't.
The Myth, of course, only furthers one's fascination with The Musician. Not that the man in the middle need play along.
In a Time Out New York interview in September, 1999, he attempted to explain himself. "I clearly have a megalomania problem. But although I'm shy and I have poor social skills, I don't hate people, as everyone might believe."
When reminded of the quote now, he says,"I'm surprised that I said anything so personal in an interview. That was a bad idea.
"I don't agree that I have a megalomania problem. I think like any artist I have megalomania. But I think I channel it into my work."
But his reputation precedes him. So many journalists march into an interview with Merritt prepared for war, and The Myth persists.
"It's partly because they come to the interview with that impression having read it before. And partly because I have a low voice and a very slow and considered way of speaking, which for some people, especially outside New York, sounds hostile," he says. "People in New York don't think I sound hostile. But midwesterners for example, who tend to have higher voices and automatically friendly speech patterns, think I'm being rude. It's partly regional, it's partly that I just have a really low voice and it's partly that sometimes, when people ask me unbelievably stupid questions in the 20th interview that day, I don't respond as happily as they want me to."
As was the case with Bartlett.
"Speaking to people I greatly admire tends to make me very nervous, and judging from articles I found online, I had reason to be nervous speaking to Merritt," Bartlett prefaced in his profile. All was going well until Bartlett explained his admiration for Bjork. Here, Merritt picks up the story:
"Recently I was interviewed by somebody who wanted my approval and wanted me to agree with everything he said because he was a massive fan and incredibly happy to meet me. And then, when I didn't agree that Bjork was incredibly innovative, he got upset and wrote that I was a prick."
Wrote Bartlett: "Later we were talking about Bjork, and I mentioned how innovative I thought she was. Merritt looked a little incredulous and asked me what I was talking about. This should have been easy for me ... But feeling tongue-tied, I stammered for a moment, and then said something about the way she used non-rhyming lyrics, and strange, twisted phrase structures that were rare in popular music. This unleashed a minor tirade, albeit in the same monotone voice, with just an extra touch of pedantry."
"[It was] one of many interviews in which I thought we were getting along fine and then I read the article and it was nasty," concludes Merritt. But he makes few apologies. Except maybe for the ... extra ... long ... pauses in the middle of otherwise ... normal ... sentences.
"I find it annoying, too," he says. "It's the way my brain works. I don't think of really long James Dean sentences quickly."
Everything else is accepted as occupational hazard -- reserved for those who can dissect the human condition more eloquently in five minutes of music than most anyone else can do in four times the conversation.
"It's hard to get a sense of someone's personality in a 20-minute interview, and I guess they're building on this myth of me as a more interesting person than I really am," he says. "I'm not remotely reclusive. I'm never described as anything other than a nice person by the people who actually know me. I've been considered overly nice by some of the people who know me. I go out of my way to be nice to people who don't actually deserve it and then get in trouble. But there's this image of me in the press as somebody I don't even recognize."
// posted by Aaron @ 2:19:00 AM
Thursday, 27 May, 2004
More Cut & Paste
In other news, that aforementioned label newsletter also brings word of Broken Social Scene.
Remember when this band didn't like to tour?
BROKEN SOCIAL SCENE . ANNOUNCE SUMMER TOUR PLANS
This summer Broken Social Scene planned to stay home and record an album.... and so please find below their touring and touring and touring schedule.
What little downtime they have will be spent in Toronto at Dave Newfeld's Stars And Sonns studio working a new album.
They've also just putting the finishing touches on a video for Lovers's Spit.
+ germany/austria tour with STARS
May 27 . Germany . Hamburg, Knust
May 28 . Germany . Neustrelitz, Immergut Festival
May 29 . Austria . Kleinreifling, Seewiesen Festival
May 30 . Austria .Vienna, Szene
May 31 . Germany . Munich, Orangehouse
June 01 . Germany . Frankfurt, Nachtleben
June 02 . Germany . Muenster, Gleis
June 03 . Germany . Cologne, Primeclub
+ most of the rest of europe
June 21 . Holland . Utrecht - Ekko
June 22 . Holland . Amsterdam - Paradiso Upstairs
June 23 . Holland . Amsterdam - VPRO Club Lek Radio show
June 24 . Holland . Rotterdam - Rotown
June 26 . France . Evreux, Le Rock dans tous ses États
June 28 . France . Paris, Maroquinerie
June 29 . Italy . Bergamo, Lazzaretto (w/ Muse & Television)
July 02 . France . Belfort, Eurockeenes De Belfort
July 03 . Belgium . Werchter, Werchter Festival
July 04 . Denmark . Roskilde Festival
July 06 . Sweden . Malmo, Folkets Park, Accelerator The Big One
July 07 . Sweden . Gothenburg, Tradgarden, Accelerator The Big One
July 08 . Sweden . Stockholm, Munchen Brewery, Accelerator The Big One
July 09 . Norway . Kristiansand, Quart Festival
+ lollapalooza & the US of A.
July 14 . Auburn, WA - White River Amphitheatre, Lollapalooza
July 15 . Eugene, OR - Wow Hall
July 17 . Mountain View, CA - Shoreline Amphitheatre, Lollapalooza
July 20 . Chula Vista, CA - Coors Amphiteatre, Lollapalooza
July 21 . Pomona, CA - Glass House
July 22 . Ventura, CA - Ventura County Fairgrounds, Lollapalooza
July 23 . Tuscon, AZ - Club Congress
July 24 . Albuquerque, NM - Launch Pad
July 26 . Greenwood Village, CO - Coors Amphitheatre, Lollapalooza
July 28 . Minneapolis, MN- First Ave (w/ The Walkmen)
July 29 . Tinley Park, Il - Tweeter Center, Lollapalooza
July 30 . Chicago . Arts&Crafts Night @ The Empty Bottle
July 31 . Milwaukee, WI - The Rave (w/ Modest Mouse & The Walkmen)
Aug 02 . Clarkson, MI - DTE Energy Music Theatre, Lollapalooza
Aug 03 . Pittsburg, PA - Mr. Smalls
Aug 05 . Toronto, ON - Molson Amphitheatre, Lollapalooza
Aug 07 . Newport, KY - Southgate House (w/ The Walkmen)
Aug 08 . Columbus, OH - Little Brothers (w/ The Walkmen)
Aug 09 . Cuyahoga Falls, OH - Blossom Music Center, Lollapalooza
Aug 12 . Columbia, MD - Merriweather Post, Lollapalooza
Aug 13 . NYC . Arts&Crafts Night @ Webster Hall
Aug 14 . Mansfield, MA - Tweeter Center, Lollapalooza
Aug 15 . Northampton, MA - Pearl St.
Aug 16 . New York, NY - Randalls Island, Lollapalooza
Aug 18 . Camden, NJ - Tweeter Center, Lollapalooza
Aug 19 . Norfolk, VA - Harbour Center (w/ Modest Mouse)
Aug 20 . Charlotte, NC - Visualite Theater
Aug 21 . Atlanta, GA - Turner Field, Lollapalooza
Aug 23 . Houston, TX - Engine Room
Aug 24 . Dallas, TX - Smirnoff Music Centre, Lollapalooza
Aug 26 . Ottawa, ON - Ottawa Folk Festival
In other news, that aforementioned label newsletter also brings word of Broken Social Scene.
Remember when this band didn't like to tour?
BROKEN SOCIAL SCENE . ANNOUNCE SUMMER TOUR PLANS
This summer Broken Social Scene planned to stay home and record an album.... and so please find below their touring and touring and touring schedule.
What little downtime they have will be spent in Toronto at Dave Newfeld's Stars And Sonns studio working a new album.
They've also just putting the finishing touches on a video for Lovers's Spit.
+ germany/austria tour with STARS
May 27 . Germany . Hamburg, Knust
May 28 . Germany . Neustrelitz, Immergut Festival
May 29 . Austria . Kleinreifling, Seewiesen Festival
May 30 . Austria .Vienna, Szene
May 31 . Germany . Munich, Orangehouse
June 01 . Germany . Frankfurt, Nachtleben
June 02 . Germany . Muenster, Gleis
June 03 . Germany . Cologne, Primeclub
+ most of the rest of europe
June 21 . Holland . Utrecht - Ekko
June 22 . Holland . Amsterdam - Paradiso Upstairs
June 23 . Holland . Amsterdam - VPRO Club Lek Radio show
June 24 . Holland . Rotterdam - Rotown
June 26 . France . Evreux, Le Rock dans tous ses États
June 28 . France . Paris, Maroquinerie
June 29 . Italy . Bergamo, Lazzaretto (w/ Muse & Television)
July 02 . France . Belfort, Eurockeenes De Belfort
July 03 . Belgium . Werchter, Werchter Festival
July 04 . Denmark . Roskilde Festival
July 06 . Sweden . Malmo, Folkets Park, Accelerator The Big One
July 07 . Sweden . Gothenburg, Tradgarden, Accelerator The Big One
July 08 . Sweden . Stockholm, Munchen Brewery, Accelerator The Big One
July 09 . Norway . Kristiansand, Quart Festival
+ lollapalooza & the US of A.
July 14 . Auburn, WA - White River Amphitheatre, Lollapalooza
July 15 . Eugene, OR - Wow Hall
July 17 . Mountain View, CA - Shoreline Amphitheatre, Lollapalooza
July 20 . Chula Vista, CA - Coors Amphiteatre, Lollapalooza
July 21 . Pomona, CA - Glass House
July 22 . Ventura, CA - Ventura County Fairgrounds, Lollapalooza
July 23 . Tuscon, AZ - Club Congress
July 24 . Albuquerque, NM - Launch Pad
July 26 . Greenwood Village, CO - Coors Amphitheatre, Lollapalooza
July 28 . Minneapolis, MN- First Ave (w/ The Walkmen)
July 29 . Tinley Park, Il - Tweeter Center, Lollapalooza
July 30 . Chicago . Arts&Crafts Night @ The Empty Bottle
July 31 . Milwaukee, WI - The Rave (w/ Modest Mouse & The Walkmen)
Aug 02 . Clarkson, MI - DTE Energy Music Theatre, Lollapalooza
Aug 03 . Pittsburg, PA - Mr. Smalls
Aug 05 . Toronto, ON - Molson Amphitheatre, Lollapalooza
Aug 07 . Newport, KY - Southgate House (w/ The Walkmen)
Aug 08 . Columbus, OH - Little Brothers (w/ The Walkmen)
Aug 09 . Cuyahoga Falls, OH - Blossom Music Center, Lollapalooza
Aug 12 . Columbia, MD - Merriweather Post, Lollapalooza
Aug 13 . NYC . Arts&Crafts Night @ Webster Hall
Aug 14 . Mansfield, MA - Tweeter Center, Lollapalooza
Aug 15 . Northampton, MA - Pearl St.
Aug 16 . New York, NY - Randalls Island, Lollapalooza
Aug 18 . Camden, NJ - Tweeter Center, Lollapalooza
Aug 19 . Norfolk, VA - Harbour Center (w/ Modest Mouse)
Aug 20 . Charlotte, NC - Visualite Theater
Aug 21 . Atlanta, GA - Turner Field, Lollapalooza
Aug 23 . Houston, TX - Engine Room
Aug 24 . Dallas, TX - Smirnoff Music Centre, Lollapalooza
Aug 26 . Ottawa, ON - Ottawa Folk Festival
// posted by Aaron @ 11:25:00 PM
Less Carl Wilson. More Leslie Feist.
Or so they demand. And by "they" we mean Dan. Though Dan's pretty big, so he might as well count as two people.
Thing is, it doesn't appear much is going on with La Feist. She starts touring in June. She was in Toronto recently to shoot a video, do an instore at Soundscapes and perform with Broken Social Scene. Surely she's now off somewhere being lovely and talented.
So here's what the critics are saying (or what the Arts&Crafts newsletter says they're saying).
Note: The second one seems a little cliche, no?
"A collection of soul, pop, jazz and even disco tunes that's bound to show up on year-end top 10 lists" - Macleans
"A sweetly natural and intimate swing through the bedrooms, coffee houses, dance clubs and jazz bars of life" - National Post
"Every note is sensual bliss" - Exclaim
"If people bought this instead of Dido's albums, the world would be a better place." - The Face
"One of the warmest, purest, voices you'll ever hear" - I-D
"A heart melting mix of Astrud Gilberto exotica, Dusty Springfield soul, and Bee Gees solid gold." - Toro
"Move over Norah Jones, you've lost your crown" - Jack
"A true feeling for pop songwriting" - Rolling Stone
"A petite siren of considerable pulchtritude" - NME
"The 2004 female discovery - Les Inrockuptibles
"A record both majestic and accessible to all" - Les Inrockuptibles
"A totally addictive record" - Le Nouvelle Observateur
"A crystal voice splintered over jazz, disco, and folk melodies." - Liberation
***
Surely it's nothing personal Carl. Ya know. Kids these days. All they care about is lovely French ladies.
Or so they demand. And by "they" we mean Dan. Though Dan's pretty big, so he might as well count as two people.
Thing is, it doesn't appear much is going on with La Feist. She starts touring in June. She was in Toronto recently to shoot a video, do an instore at Soundscapes and perform with Broken Social Scene. Surely she's now off somewhere being lovely and talented.
So here's what the critics are saying (or what the Arts&Crafts newsletter says they're saying).
Note: The second one seems a little cliche, no?
"A collection of soul, pop, jazz and even disco tunes that's bound to show up on year-end top 10 lists" - Macleans
"A sweetly natural and intimate swing through the bedrooms, coffee houses, dance clubs and jazz bars of life" - National Post
"Every note is sensual bliss" - Exclaim
"If people bought this instead of Dido's albums, the world would be a better place." - The Face
"One of the warmest, purest, voices you'll ever hear" - I-D
"A heart melting mix of Astrud Gilberto exotica, Dusty Springfield soul, and Bee Gees solid gold." - Toro
"Move over Norah Jones, you've lost your crown" - Jack
"A true feeling for pop songwriting" - Rolling Stone
"A petite siren of considerable pulchtritude" - NME
"The 2004 female discovery - Les Inrockuptibles
"A record both majestic and accessible to all" - Les Inrockuptibles
"A totally addictive record" - Le Nouvelle Observateur
"A crystal voice splintered over jazz, disco, and folk melodies." - Liberation
***
Surely it's nothing personal Carl. Ya know. Kids these days. All they care about is lovely French ladies.
// posted by Aaron @ 11:14:00 PM
Wednesday, 26 May, 2004
Just in time for dinner
Here's the recipe for Brian May's mum's blackberry puree.
My Mum's Blackberry Puree
This is something very simple, yet to me, even now that I am (nearly) grown-up, this is still the most delicious substance known to man (and vegetarian, of course).
200 (approximately 5 pints) luscious, fat blackberries
1 teaspoon water
2 to 3 tablespoons sugar
2 Bramley's apples, peeled and chopped (optional)
My mum made it like this:
First, pick the blackberries while they are at their best, in late summer. Only use the ones that are ready to be picked (these are black all over, and come off the plant with a gentle pull). Wear covering on the hands and arms - the bramble bushes are vicious! About 200 luscious, fat berries is a good number to make enough puree for two luxury helpings, or to store in the fridge, to sip at for treats over a week or so.
Put the blackberries in a pan with a teaspoon of water to get them started, and 2 to 3 tablespoons sugar (this is where it gets naughty), though you can adjust this amount of sweetening to taste.
Gently bring to boiling point, stirring with a wooden spoon (that you don't mind getting stained dark purple). Turn the flame to low and keep stirring and squashing the berries until the liquid becomes an even paste, not longer than 5 minutes or so, because vitamin C doesn't survive very long at 100C (212F).
Now if you have a couple of freshly scrumped Bramley's cooking apples, they could be chopped up and put in the pan with the berries, for an extra tang. But blackberries on their own give the purest flavor.
Remove the pan from the heat and pour into a metal sieve, over a glass or china bowl. Use the wooden spoon to churn the paste around, squashing the juice through and leaving the seeds behind.
The pure, red elixir can now be eaten or put in the fridge. It tastes really fabulous poured over ice cream, or the "Junket" my mum used to make (a kind of vanilla blancmange), or as a sauce for fresh fruits, or just spooned slowly into the mouth as a wicked pleasure. My daughter also enjoys the puree frozen into an ice lolly.
Warning: This stuff stains everything it touches (wear a napkin) and is very acidic (go gently if your stomach is sensitive). But the flavour - it's a killer - is guaranteed to blast your taste buds into space! Make 2 "luxury helpings."
Here's the recipe for Brian May's mum's blackberry puree.
My Mum's Blackberry Puree
This is something very simple, yet to me, even now that I am (nearly) grown-up, this is still the most delicious substance known to man (and vegetarian, of course).
200 (approximately 5 pints) luscious, fat blackberries
1 teaspoon water
2 to 3 tablespoons sugar
2 Bramley's apples, peeled and chopped (optional)
My mum made it like this:
First, pick the blackberries while they are at their best, in late summer. Only use the ones that are ready to be picked (these are black all over, and come off the plant with a gentle pull). Wear covering on the hands and arms - the bramble bushes are vicious! About 200 luscious, fat berries is a good number to make enough puree for two luxury helpings, or to store in the fridge, to sip at for treats over a week or so.
Put the blackberries in a pan with a teaspoon of water to get them started, and 2 to 3 tablespoons sugar (this is where it gets naughty), though you can adjust this amount of sweetening to taste.
Gently bring to boiling point, stirring with a wooden spoon (that you don't mind getting stained dark purple). Turn the flame to low and keep stirring and squashing the berries until the liquid becomes an even paste, not longer than 5 minutes or so, because vitamin C doesn't survive very long at 100C (212F).
Now if you have a couple of freshly scrumped Bramley's cooking apples, they could be chopped up and put in the pan with the berries, for an extra tang. But blackberries on their own give the purest flavor.
Remove the pan from the heat and pour into a metal sieve, over a glass or china bowl. Use the wooden spoon to churn the paste around, squashing the juice through and leaving the seeds behind.
The pure, red elixir can now be eaten or put in the fridge. It tastes really fabulous poured over ice cream, or the "Junket" my mum used to make (a kind of vanilla blancmange), or as a sauce for fresh fruits, or just spooned slowly into the mouth as a wicked pleasure. My daughter also enjoys the puree frozen into an ice lolly.
Warning: This stuff stains everything it touches (wear a napkin) and is very acidic (go gently if your stomach is sensitive). But the flavour - it's a killer - is guaranteed to blast your taste buds into space! Make 2 "luxury helpings."
// posted by Aaron @ 7:11:00 PM
tour.tour
Sorry, lame blog post title.
Anyway. Here are the latest controller.controller tour dates:
MAY:
28 - St.Catherines @ Level3 w/ Madrid **ALL AGES** $6
29 - Guelph @ The Grad Lounge - Ladyfest Guelph Collective w/ Lesbians On Ecstasy, + More **ALL AGES** $10 adv // $15 door
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JUNE:
2 - Toronto @ The Gladstone Hotel - SEXMACHiNE w/ Glass Candy & The Shattered Theatre, Duchess Says, DJ Mikey Apples $10
3 - Toronto @ The Rivoli - INVITATION ONLY PARTY
11 - London @ Call the Office w/ Death From Above, Tangiers, Uncut $7
12 - Toronto @ Studio 99 w/ Death From Above, Tangiers, Uncut $10
13 - Detroit @ The Majestic Theatre w/ Franz Ferdinand **ALL AGES**
14 - Toronto @ Kool Haus w/ Franz Ferdinand **ALL AGES** $17.50
16 - Ottawa @ Zaphod's w/ Panurge
17 - New York @ Shout w/ Tangiers
18 - New York @ Sin-e w/ Tangiers
19 - Brooklyn @ Boogaloo - Aerosol Burns (168 Marcy Ave in Williamsburg) w/ El Guapo **ALL AGES**
24 - Hamilton @ The Underground w/ Uncut **ALL AGES** $7
25 - TBD
26 - Simcoe @ w/ The Vermicious Knid **ALL AGES**
Sorry, lame blog post title.
Anyway. Here are the latest controller.controller tour dates:
MAY:
28 - St.Catherines @ Level3 w/ Madrid **ALL AGES** $6
29 - Guelph @ The Grad Lounge - Ladyfest Guelph Collective w/ Lesbians On Ecstasy, + More **ALL AGES** $10 adv // $15 door
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JUNE:
2 - Toronto @ The Gladstone Hotel - SEXMACHiNE w/ Glass Candy & The Shattered Theatre, Duchess Says, DJ Mikey Apples $10
3 - Toronto @ The Rivoli - INVITATION ONLY PARTY
11 - London @ Call the Office w/ Death From Above, Tangiers, Uncut $7
12 - Toronto @ Studio 99 w/ Death From Above, Tangiers, Uncut $10
13 - Detroit @ The Majestic Theatre w/ Franz Ferdinand **ALL AGES**
14 - Toronto @ Kool Haus w/ Franz Ferdinand **ALL AGES** $17.50
16 - Ottawa @ Zaphod's w/ Panurge
17 - New York @ Shout w/ Tangiers
18 - New York @ Sin-e w/ Tangiers
19 - Brooklyn @ Boogaloo - Aerosol Burns (168 Marcy Ave in Williamsburg) w/ El Guapo **ALL AGES**
24 - Hamilton @ The Underground w/ Uncut **ALL AGES** $7
25 - TBD
26 - Simcoe @ w/ The Vermicious Knid **ALL AGES**
// posted by Aaron @ 2:09:00 PM
Tuesday, 25 May, 2004
Jewel is the new Courtney Love, Part II
Fans of everyone's favourite psycho snaggle-toothed songbird are all a twitter over her recent onstage breakdown (via Popdirt).
Some of the best bits:
shot77: She than proceeds to make fun of the "sweaty armpit guys". You know what? I was pretty hot and I can guarantee my armpits were sweaty. Does that make me a bad person? You would assume that someone who lived in a car before she made it big would be a little more understanding.
Sallyr: I still love her music and will continue to be a fan, but I feel as though I didn't get the "Jewel" experience that I had hoped for.
Fredsteve: Why should she give her all when the crowd are being so disrespectful? Jewel is a performer that believes in respect for the artist and if she doesn't get it she's not gonna stay onstage longer than she has to... At 90% of Jewel's shows, you can hear a pin drop for the entire show, unless the crowd is cheering after a song or laughing at Jewel's jokes.
StillWater3779: My thoughts and best wishes go out to Jewel. I hope she is handling things in her 'real life' well. It seems to me she's been going through a tough time for her, and I think its been difficult for a short while. I remember back in 1999, when I was down on my knees crying, with a gun to the side of my head, and I've never felt pain like that before. Too many things were going wrong for me. A few days later I saw SNL and the song 'Hands'. I just remembered a lot changed after that. Thats when I first got into Jewel's music, and influence. Yeah,.
Fans of everyone's favourite psycho snaggle-toothed songbird are all a twitter over her recent onstage breakdown (via Popdirt).
Some of the best bits:
shot77: She than proceeds to make fun of the "sweaty armpit guys". You know what? I was pretty hot and I can guarantee my armpits were sweaty. Does that make me a bad person? You would assume that someone who lived in a car before she made it big would be a little more understanding.
Sallyr: I still love her music and will continue to be a fan, but I feel as though I didn't get the "Jewel" experience that I had hoped for.
Fredsteve: Why should she give her all when the crowd are being so disrespectful? Jewel is a performer that believes in respect for the artist and if she doesn't get it she's not gonna stay onstage longer than she has to... At 90% of Jewel's shows, you can hear a pin drop for the entire show, unless the crowd is cheering after a song or laughing at Jewel's jokes.
StillWater3779: My thoughts and best wishes go out to Jewel. I hope she is handling things in her 'real life' well. It seems to me she's been going through a tough time for her, and I think its been difficult for a short while. I remember back in 1999, when I was down on my knees crying, with a gun to the side of my head, and I've never felt pain like that before. Too many things were going wrong for me. A few days later I saw SNL and the song 'Hands'. I just remembered a lot changed after that. Thats when I first got into Jewel's music, and influence. Yeah,.
// posted by Aaron @ 11:37:00 PM
Brendan Canning reveals all
To Billboard.
Nearly one-third of the new album is written. Though a release in early 2005 seems more likely than earlier speculation.
Working song titles include:
Handjobs for the Holidays
Jimmie and the Photo Call
Shoreline
Ibi Dreams of Pavement
Promises to be more "rockin."
In not-entirely related new release news, the Hidden Cameras should have a new album out in July. Hot industry gossip: It might not be released on Rough Trade in America. Currently being shopped around.
To Billboard.
Nearly one-third of the new album is written. Though a release in early 2005 seems more likely than earlier speculation.
Working song titles include:
Handjobs for the Holidays
Jimmie and the Photo Call
Shoreline
Ibi Dreams of Pavement
Promises to be more "rockin."
In not-entirely related new release news, the Hidden Cameras should have a new album out in July. Hot industry gossip: It might not be released on Rough Trade in America. Currently being shopped around.
// posted by Aaron @ 4:39:00 AM
The NXNE tapes, Part I
So the vastly-inferior step-cousin of SXSW is fast approaching here in Toronto. And the only thing more exciting than the opening reception (free beer? don't mind if I do...) is the big fat package the organizers send out in the weeks before the festival begins. Inside are the EPs and debut albums of several dozen artists you've likely never heard of. And, more likely, will never hear from again. Still a big pile of CDs always holds promise (heck, that's how Pitchfork found Broken Social Scene).
So for the next little bit we'll be picking through the pile. Maybe we'll find another Broken Social Scene (as if!). Maybe we'll find another Shaye. Whatever.
Here, then, the first batch.
***
Gordon Vincent - You Should Know
From: Nashville, TN
Promo Says: "50's pool halls, big cars on lost highways. A runaway train with a destination... all his songs reflect the insights of an honest soul journeying through a treacherous world. They are nothing less than up-to-the-minute bulletins from the trenches of our time - fresh, green shoots from the best seeds that rock, folk and R&B ever planted."
We Says: Erm. Yeah. Not quite that good. Pretty standard country shuffles, strolls and stompers. Sometimes a little too obvious (did you know that "pain" and "rain" rhyme? yeah, us neither). But sometimes strangely compelling.
Grade: B-
More info
The Daybreak
From: Toronto, ON
Promo Says: "The Daybreak were born on November 22, 2001 when fellow university students Sumon Mukherjee, Mike Dawson, and Rob Domagala came together with the goal of making the best music - period."
We Says: Well then. Seems the highlight of their career to this point was an opening slot for The Music (who?) at Lee's Palace. Brit-lovin' dreamy guitar rock. Have listened to a lot of Verve records. Maybe some early Radiohead. Like The Music (who?), but a little quieter.
Grade: B
More info
Lonesome Heroes
From: Vancouver, B.C.
Promo Says: "With the first album completed just before this bio was written, Lonesome Heroes are ready to hit the road and serve up a taste of 21st century Rock & Roll."
We Says: Bunch of diversely talented musicians get together, make guitar rock with splashes of dreaded electronica, etc. Self-importance runs amok. Lose Yourself, a wanna-be nouveau-dance rock number, starts well and then descends into, well... this: "Mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters/ Everyone around ya's such resisters/ Walking on your back till it gives them blisters/ I hope they get sucked up into twisters." Please say this is ironic.
Grade: C+
More info
Starvin Hungry - Damnesty
From: Montreal, PQ
Promo Says: N/A
We Says: Must ignore the dodgy name. And decidedly prog album cover - an eye within big red lips, drool (or is it a tear!?) dripping down. Also: The frontman isn't that guy from Blue Rodeo. It's actually that guy's twin brother, John Milchem (he started the band with his brother Glenn in 1995, but Glenn has since departed). Anyway. Apparently long overdue for our adoration. Crazy kids with their tight, shouty, snarly garage rock with hooks, horns, high-drama and everything. Not that we need another one of those round these parts. But still... "My love's a nuclear weapon/ sleepin' deep in the ground/ seepin' radioactive poison/ spreadin' cancer all around." Ahem.
Grade: A
More info
So the vastly-inferior step-cousin of SXSW is fast approaching here in Toronto. And the only thing more exciting than the opening reception (free beer? don't mind if I do...) is the big fat package the organizers send out in the weeks before the festival begins. Inside are the EPs and debut albums of several dozen artists you've likely never heard of. And, more likely, will never hear from again. Still a big pile of CDs always holds promise (heck, that's how Pitchfork found Broken Social Scene).
So for the next little bit we'll be picking through the pile. Maybe we'll find another Broken Social Scene (as if!). Maybe we'll find another Shaye. Whatever.
Here, then, the first batch.
***
Gordon Vincent - You Should Know
From: Nashville, TN
Promo Says: "50's pool halls, big cars on lost highways. A runaway train with a destination... all his songs reflect the insights of an honest soul journeying through a treacherous world. They are nothing less than up-to-the-minute bulletins from the trenches of our time - fresh, green shoots from the best seeds that rock, folk and R&B ever planted."
We Says: Erm. Yeah. Not quite that good. Pretty standard country shuffles, strolls and stompers. Sometimes a little too obvious (did you know that "pain" and "rain" rhyme? yeah, us neither). But sometimes strangely compelling.
Grade: B-
More info
The Daybreak
From: Toronto, ON
Promo Says: "The Daybreak were born on November 22, 2001 when fellow university students Sumon Mukherjee, Mike Dawson, and Rob Domagala came together with the goal of making the best music - period."
We Says: Well then. Seems the highlight of their career to this point was an opening slot for The Music (who?) at Lee's Palace. Brit-lovin' dreamy guitar rock. Have listened to a lot of Verve records. Maybe some early Radiohead. Like The Music (who?), but a little quieter.
Grade: B
More info
Lonesome Heroes
From: Vancouver, B.C.
Promo Says: "With the first album completed just before this bio was written, Lonesome Heroes are ready to hit the road and serve up a taste of 21st century Rock & Roll."
We Says: Bunch of diversely talented musicians get together, make guitar rock with splashes of dreaded electronica, etc. Self-importance runs amok. Lose Yourself, a wanna-be nouveau-dance rock number, starts well and then descends into, well... this: "Mothers, fathers, brothers, sisters/ Everyone around ya's such resisters/ Walking on your back till it gives them blisters/ I hope they get sucked up into twisters." Please say this is ironic.
Grade: C+
More info
Starvin Hungry - Damnesty
From: Montreal, PQ
Promo Says: N/A
We Says: Must ignore the dodgy name. And decidedly prog album cover - an eye within big red lips, drool (or is it a tear!?) dripping down. Also: The frontman isn't that guy from Blue Rodeo. It's actually that guy's twin brother, John Milchem (he started the band with his brother Glenn in 1995, but Glenn has since departed). Anyway. Apparently long overdue for our adoration. Crazy kids with their tight, shouty, snarly garage rock with hooks, horns, high-drama and everything. Not that we need another one of those round these parts. But still... "My love's a nuclear weapon/ sleepin' deep in the ground/ seepin' radioactive poison/ spreadin' cancer all around." Ahem.
Grade: A
More info
// posted by Aaron @ 3:14:00 AM
