Thursday, March 11, 2004

I have a huge taxidermy collection at home
Gawker has the best riff on the Jack White verdict:

Jack White Pleads Guilty, Gets Hand Slapped
White Striper Jack White pleaded guilty to making hamburger out of fellow Detroit rockboy Jason Stollsteimer's face -- and got fined only 500 bucks? Cool. Next payday I'm gonna get out my checkbook and go whomp on some Williamsburg kids. Who knew this was a game we could all afford to play?

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